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12 Puns Just For Fun.

David Green
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1. Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson.

2. What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled.

3. Writing my name in cursive is my signature move.

4. Why do bees stay in their hives during winter? Swarm.

5. If you’re bad at haggling, you’ll end up paying the price.

6. Just so everyone’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.

7. A commander walks into a bar and orders everyone around.

8. I lost my job as a stage designer. I left without making a scene.

9. Never buy flowers from a monk. Only you can prevent florist friars.

10. How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer.

11. I once worked at a cheap pizza shop to get by. I kneaded the dough.

12. My friends and I have named our band ‘Duvet’. It’s a cover band.

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John Napoli
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David:  Some really good ones there. 

Bob Jackman
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Good stuff David.

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Bada boom bada bing and lmao !!
These remind me of Rodney Dangerfield.
And I loved to watch him any and every time he was on with Johnny Carson...the King of Late Night Talk Show
No one comes even remotely close these days IMO.

Frank Kocour
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Love these!

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