Cap`n Jam`n`Jelly vs Popeye

This obviously fit and highly intelligent borderline Mensa babe is a gustatory goddess who understands the nutritional value of high dosages of nitrates and minced pig parts.  I'm considering booking her for a Forumite Think Tank(ed) post-meeting performance in our club Consumption Lounge.  The only downside may be our normally well tippled, docile members fighting over her....hmmmm.

Posted by: @jack-dodds

This obviously fit and highly intelligent borderline Mensa babe is a gustatory goddess who understands the nutritional value of high dosages of nitrates and minced pig parts.  I'm considering booking her for a Forumite Think Tank(ed) post-meeting performance in our club Consumption Lounge.  The only downside may be our normally well tippled, docile members fighting over her....hmmmm.

Watch now,as our lovely Eatster Princess prepares to pay an extended visit to Catatonia

That's: Katina Eats Kilos. She's been around a while and her finance, Randy Santel is also a "Professional Eater". They team up often and travel together. Santel went from a slim guy of 6'5" to a giant during the professional eating season and goes to over 350 pounds most years!!

Okay guys, I'm taking bets on the total combined number of years the lives of this classy pair of lovebirds will last.  Currently 78 is giving 6 to 1 odds.

Posted by: @john-barry

Posted by: @jack-dodds

This obviously fit and highly intelligent borderline Mensa babe is a gustatory goddess who understands the nutritional value of high dosages of nitrates and minced pig parts.  I'm considering booking her for a Forumite Think Tank(ed) post-meeting performance in our club Consumption Lounge.  The only downside may be our normally well tippled, docile members fighting over her....hmmmm.

Watch now,as our lovely Eatster Princess prepares to pay an extended visit to Catatonia

Is that Catatonia or Caloronia?