Australia,concerned with the lack of attention paid to them of late,invented a brand new spider.
One of it`s most touted features,exclusive of ponderous size,is it`s propensity to bite thru human fingernails.
Ever the jolly tricksters,Australia keeps these new death dealing dementos in the park
"I`m taking the kids to the park Marge.We got tickets to the Megaspider!"......"Ok Henry,I`d tag along with you,but I just yesterday had my nails done."
"AUSTRALIA (WJW) – A reptile park in Australia says it has discovered a funnel web spider so large for its kind that experts dubbed it a “megaspider.”
According to a press release from Australian Reptile Park, the spider measures in at 8 centimeters compared with the average size of 1 to 5 centimeters. It has fangs almost 2 centimeters in length, capable of biting through a human fingernail."
If you could train it properly (with patience and kindness) it would save you the trouble of using nail clippers.
Jolly Good !!!!.....a greater purpose than that ,no spider would have ever served
I have spent the better part of the last 8 years,killing any house centipedes who dare to cross open areas of my home. Alternately, I strategically place small food offerings and bits of brightly colored string in those locations where I`ve come to suspect that the discreet buggers call home.
My house is now insect free with the exception of these genetically bred,unseen assassins.
Like Vincent Price,with his buddy "the Tingler" I no longer must bear the indignation of interrupted TV sessions,restful sleep, or family meals
