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John Bono
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Good ones!


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john barry
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this one !!!!!!!  W C Fritos would approve Smile

 

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Jokes are contagious.

A Dozen from the Linguistics Department

 

1.    Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

 

2.    Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

 

3.    If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?    

 

4.    If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words? 

 

5.    If  love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?  

 

6.   Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?    

 

7.   Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

 

8.    Why do "tug" boats push their barges?    

 

9.    Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when

 we are already there?

 

10.  Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?

 

11.   Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?    

 

12.   Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected 

expected?


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John Bono
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@david-green

Good ones, David!


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Bob Jackman
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+1 David.


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🤣 🤣 🤣  Thank you for posting!


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Jack Dodds
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These are great....thanks Bob and David!


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