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David Green
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Twelve puns for the punsters

 

1. Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson.

2. What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled.

3. Writing my name in cursive is my signature move.

4. Why do bees stay in their hives during winter? Swarm.

5. If you’re bad at haggling, you’ll end up paying the price.

6. Just so everyone’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.

7. A commander walks into a bar and orders everyone around.

8. I lost my job as a stage designer. I left without making a scene.

9. Never buy flowers from a monk. Only you can prevent florist friars.

10. How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer.

11. I once worked at a cheap pizza shop to get by. I kneaded the dough.

12. My friends and I have named our band ‘Duvet’. It’s a cover band.


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john barry
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Laughing Out Loud


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Jack Dodds
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These are great!!!! 😆 


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John Kuvakas
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I found them to be very punny.

John Kuvakas


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Jack Dodds
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Posted by: @jkuvakas

I found them to be very punny.

Me too...no criticism with this witticism.


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100Ford2003
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I'm just speechless...but laughing !!

Thanks !!


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