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16/01/2024 6:30 pm
My wife is having another baby and so I need to get her in my blue '54 4-door Chevrolet sedan parked out front immediately and get her to the maternity hospital right away ! Let's hurry !
16/01/2024 6:34 pm
You might end up having to play bumper cars. Don’t waste any time finding the driver for that green Oldsmobile.
Tony Perrone and John Kuvakas reacted
16/01/2024 8:12 pm
Mike, you're in big trouble. You say your car is a four door and yet the picture shows a two door. Was the kid born in the back seat?
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16/01/2024 8:58 pm
Oh my gosh, you are right, Bob ! I am so frantic and confused ...... it's actually a post 2-door coupe. 
Gee, I think she is about to deliver so we need to get there pronto ! I somehow hope that rainbow is a good sign ......
John Kuvakas and Tony Perrone reacted
16/01/2024 10:45 pm
Don't worry Mike in the immortal words of one of the Eagles songs. "There's a rainbow above you"...
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16/01/2024 11:32 pm
Look, if you could get out of the California Bank parking lot, you won't have a problem here.
17/01/2024 3:01 am
Look, if you could get out of the California Bank parking lot, you won't have a problem here.
LOL !!
John Kuvakas and Tony Perrone reacted
17/01/2024 9:44 am
"Your wife is having another baby? She had one 5 days ago. SLOW DOWN, man!"
17/01/2024 11:13 am
"Your wife is having another baby? She had one 5 days ago. SLOW DOWN, man!"
Must have been twins and the delivery doc never noticed bambino dos.
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17/01/2024 3:41 pm
That's all true. Hmmm, or perhaps I have two wives and they were both pregnant .....and I am not too good at picking parking spots !
17/01/2024 4:56 pm
By any chance Mike are you referring to a Lover's Lookout as a parking spot because that could explain a few things LOL
Paul Rouffa and Tony Perrone reacted
18/01/2024 10:19 am
That's all true. Hmmm, or perhaps I have two wives and they were both pregnant .....and I am not too good at picking parking spots !
How do you spell bigamy? Next stop jail and perhaps that might be the safest spot for you at this particular time!
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Topic starter
18/01/2024 6:49 pm
How do you spell bigamy? Next stop jail and perhaps that might be the safest spot for you at this particular time!
Well, I think it is spelled "bail" or "unlawful flight to avoid prosecution" ! Either way I think I will get a ticket to a country which doesn't have an extradition treaty to the USA. But hopefully, I don't have to get my automobile out to get to the airport, lol !
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