To Do List.

I usually just hand mine to my wife right after she makes me breakfast. 

At a certain age, you can always hire, "The Man", to do it. And John; a cast iron skillet upside the head, usually makes for a very poor handyman thereafter! Just tell Kelly that.

@perrone1, I'll be sure to mention that once my bandages are removed.

@jkuvakas Think about it JK, you have just scored a decisive win; major pain for major gain as they say.  The frying pan upside the head injury surely results in constant ringing in the ears and inability to hear future instruction, plus dizziness from even minor exertion???

@jack-dodds, the downside is that, until my vision returns to normal, I can see two frying pans.

@jack-dodds Jack, I don't believe John is buying into that theory.

@bob-jackman No I think you are right Bob.  Mind you who could blame him.....he's also seeing two wives holding those skillets....double trouble!  Now that's what you call a true pandemic!

@jkuvakas JK...just to throw you a life ring here...cuz I think you're drowning in domestic doggy doo.  I recommend you get down on one knee (or maybe get up on one knee, if you're just regaining consciousness) and sing to your missus....you know...melt her heart or whatever.  I know you can belt it out my friend....how about a new twist on a Supremes song from the 1964?

Baby, baby, baby don't beat me
Ooh, please don't beat me...upside my head
I've got this ringing, dinging, pinging feelin' inside me
Ooh, my melon's busted and it hurts so bad

You struck upside my head (baby, baby) so viscously
With a burning thud (baby, baby)
That stings like Ali (baby, baby)
Now that I surrender (baby, baby) so helplessly
I'll do all your chores (baby, baby)
Ooh, just lay them on me (baby, baby)
Ooh (baby, baby)

Trust me JK...I guarantee this is gonna work.  Hey have I ever given you bad advice before?  Well okay...in the last month then...?

@jack-dodds This is really pretty darned good Jack! 

I'm really worried about JK. Most people getting hit upside the head would be seeing black and blue, JK on the other hand is seeing pink and green. Perhaps this is where John gets his artistic inspiration.

@bob-jackman I dunno about that Bob; JK even admits that he was eating pink and green paint in kindergarten.  There is something deeply messed up in that cranium I'm sorry to say.  Maybe he did a header off his trike as a toddler.

@jack-dodds, trike? My neighborhood was so poor our trikes only had two wheels.

@jkuvakas I'm so sorry JK....no wonder your paper route failed.

@jack-dodds, yeah, the trike kept on tipping over and messing up the papers.