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.....in which an innocent monkey is held,and subsequently accused of criminal trespass and perpetration of specific acts of

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I don't know; usually the term, 'innocent monkey' is a misnomer but judging by these excellent photos as abundant evidence unto themselves, I gotta say, he certainly looks innocent!



   
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@perrone1 LOL......crikey Tony !!!......lil` bugger can`t even reach the clutch pedal .......now they got `im on a rehabilitation "farm" in the upstate ...... polishing the warden`s sleek ride 

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Clyde Briggs attempts to curry favor with his drunken girlfriend Dorothy Stratton, who has just crashed their company Cornbinder van.  Briggs impulsively puts the finger of blame on passing chimp Bonzo as being the errant driver; resulting in the hapless simian being cuffed by rookie Officer Gil Abel.  Meanwhile Dorothy staggers over, plunks herself down on the debris and, suppressing a giggle, belts out her slurred rendition of "Don't Fence Me In."  Sadly the only person present at the time of the crash was blind man Noah Cansea; who was unable to help in Bonzo's cries for witness assistance.  The drunk driving investigation was abandoned seconds later however when attention was diverted to the tragic result of Abel's partner Officer Gunner B. Freid mistakenly picking up a live downed wire at the scene.



   
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great setup John



   
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Clyde Briggs attempts to curry favor with his drunken girlfriend Dorothy Stratton, who has just crashed their company Cornbinder van.  Briggs impulsively puts the finger of blame on passing chimp Bonzo as being the errant driver; resulting in the hapless simian being cuffed by rookie Officer Gil Abel.  Meanwhile Dorothy staggers over, plunks herself down on the debris and, suppressing a giggle, belts out her slurred rendition of "Don't Fence Me In."  Sadly the only person present at the time of the crash was blind man Noah Cansea; who was unable to help in Bonzo's cries for witness assistance.  The drunk driving investigation was abandoned seconds later however when attention was diverted to the tragic result of Abel's partner Officer Gunner B. Freid mistakenly picking up a live downed wire at the scene.

"it is not the tale,but rather he who tells it"............... why you failed to mention that chimp Bonzo had to endure the indignity of being braced "sans clothing" is puzzling Jack......no doubt some future word weave will re-visit this mystery

 

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great setup John

thank you Geoff......the shots above were taken on a clear,cold day in SC.......I used the view behind me,reflected off black poster board sandwiched between sheets of plexiglass ......the resulting atmosphere is very much like you`d see on certain fall days up near lake erie and for me,always  brings to mind an ill fated drive to thanksgiving dinner

 

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Great set-up John, as always And instructing to see this reflective background in action. I guess you've tried different colours / shades of poster board; in different light to test different effects? Perhaps we'll see?  Very stylish band, too.



   
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@jack-dodds Some writing A.I. could only ever dream of creating!



   
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Great set-up John, as always And instructing to see this reflective background in action. I guess you've tried different colours / shades of poster board; in different light to test different effects? Perhaps we'll see?  Very stylish band, too.

thank you Charles.....there may be more of the reversed trees effect,but the only one comes to mind is the skater with busses....a 180° turn from the bad fence driver

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unless it`s a desired green screen effect I want, I`ll usually default to a foil(ed) board either directly under,or beneath a quarter inch of Plexiglas

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Clyde Briggs attempts to curry favor with his drunken girlfriend Dorothy Stratton, who has just crashed their company Cornbinder van.  Briggs impulsively puts the finger of blame on passing chimp Bonzo as being the errant driver; resulting in the hapless simian being cuffed by rookie Officer Gil Abel.  Meanwhile Dorothy staggers over, plunks herself down on the debris and, suppressing a giggle, belts out her slurred rendition of "Don't Fence Me In."  Sadly the only person present at the time of the crash was blind man Noah Cansea; who was unable to help in Bonzo's cries for witness assistance.  The drunk driving investigation was abandoned seconds later however when attention was diverted to the tragic result of Abel's partner Officer Gunner B. Freid mistakenly picking up a live downed wire at the scene.

"it is not the tale,but rather he who tells it"............... why you failed to mention that chimp Bonzo had to endure the indignity of being braced "sans clothing" is puzzling Jack......no doubt some future word weave will re-visit this mystery

 

chimp

Bonzo has learned a hard lesson in vanity this day.  Never again will he parade around au naturel, showing off the bald spot on his arse.



   
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@jack-dodds Some writing A.I. could only ever dream of creating!

One more Dr. Drivel annoyance.  Scared



   
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Clyde Briggs attempts to curry favor with his drunken girlfriend Dorothy Stratton, who has just crashed their company Cornbinder van.  Briggs impulsively puts the finger of blame on passing chimp Bonzo as being the errant driver; resulting in the hapless simian being cuffed by rookie Officer Gil Abel.  Meanwhile Dorothy staggers over, plunks herself down on the debris and, suppressing a giggle, belts out her slurred rendition of "Don't Fence Me In."  Sadly the only person present at the time of the crash was blind man Noah Cansea; who was unable to help in Bonzo's cries for witness assistance.  The drunk driving investigation was abandoned seconds later however when attention was diverted to the tragic result of Abel's partner Officer Gunner B. Freid mistakenly picking up a live downed wire at the scene.

"it is not the tale,but rather he who tells it"............... why you failed to mention that chimp Bonzo had to endure the indignity of being braced "sans clothing" is puzzling Jack......no doubt some future word weave will re-visit this mystery

 

chimp

Bonzo has learned a hard lesson in vanity this day.  Never again will he parade around au naturel, showing off the bald spot on his arse.

Alas,Bonzo`s newfound modesty was more of the old "little too little"......he was seen early this morning being shepherded aboard a Greenhound bus....................bound for the border and beyond

 

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@john-barry Sad to see the Greenhound Line be party to such monkey business.  Bonzo is not deserving of deportation to some banana republic.



   
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I dunno Jack......there`s ALWAYS money in the banana republic truck binness for a naked chimp with ambition

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