By the time bear number three showed up to lay claim to the Easter eggs,Chef P-Tooey had begun to edge further and further behind Margaret ......all the while reconsidering just how badly he needed to have those eggsÂ
He needn`t have worried, as bear three did not seem to understand or appreciate the grave nature of the mission...maintaining his large and scary demeanor,the beast soon wandered off, roaring incomprehensibly to anyone he thought might listen and become frightened
Ok; excellent shots. I'm taken with the evident work that came with arranging such an ambitious photo session. But chef P-Tooey REALLY needs to change his name if he anticipates being a culinary entity of any fine measure. I mean - really? Seriously?Â
The standoff was defused by the animal wise UPS driver Bruno Browne who had fortuitously happened by.  Being familiar with the magical qualities of the Easter Bunny, Bruno told the three bears to relax, trust him and come back for a big surprise in fifteen minutes. The bears were puzzled but cooperated as they felt he was good for his word because, like them, he was "brown to the bone". Margaret and Chef grabbed up several dozen blue and yellow eggs as they were soon planning to do a green scrambled egg and ham brunch for expected guests Dr. Seuss and his family. After filling their basket, they spent time thanking Bruno and prepared to leave but were startled and alarmed to see the three bears return early. They need not have worried though because the bears seemed distracted and in fact mesmerized. Following their gaze Margaret and Chef were equally shocked to see that in just a few minutes the Easter Bunny had laid enough eggs to fill the pickup box to overflowing! Exchanging a wink with Bruno and with a wave to the others Easter Bunny bounded across the lot, jumped behind the wheel of an Easter egg colored '59 Chevy wagon and roared away in a haze of pink tire smoke, winding through the gears. The incredulous group could only blink their eyes in disbelief; left to wonder just how a rabbit can lay eggs, let alone colored ones, how so many can come from a single rabbit and how anyone can get rubber in all four gears from a '59 Chevy wagon.
JB: The story's bein' told that the door handle and several other bits were actually kicked offa thet thar GMC by a wild bronc; ridden jist last week by some Europeen cowboy what got throwed and tore his scrotum of all things. Ended his career I heard tell.....
Ok; excellent shots. I'm taken with the evident work that came with arranging such an ambitious photo session. But chef P-Tooey REALLY needs to change his name if he anticipates being a culinary entity of any fine measure. I mean - really? Seriously?Â
My fault really......for I have taken untoward liberties with the man`s given name....a name entirely fitting for an individual of such accomplished career and one who always stood tall among his peers......cited by Le Cordon Bleu (Fall Semester 1963) for most significant growth in the Epicurean Arts.....allow me,if you will, to RE-introduce Chef Petui Eterie......
JB: The story's bein' told that the door handle and several other bits were actually kicked offa thet thar GMC by a wild bronc; ridden jist last week by some Europeen cowboy what got throwed and tore his scrotum of all things. Ended his career I heard tell.....
Europeen cowboy will soon return to the public eye as a featured player in the upcoming musical production of "Singing to the Choir"
The standoff was defused by the animal wise UPS driver Bruno Brow..........s they were soon planning to do an green scrambled egg and ham brunch for expected guests Dr. Seuss and his family. After filling their basket, they spent time thanking Bruno and prepared to leave but were startled and alarmed to see the three......... egg colored '59 Chevy wagon and roared away in a haze of pink tire smoke, winding through the gears. The incredulous group could only bli........our gears from a '59 Chevy wagon.
Ok; excellent shots. I'm taken with the evident work that came with arranging such an ambitious photo session. But chef P-Tooey REALLY needs to change his name if he anticipates being a culinary entity of any fine measure. I mean - really? Seriously?Â
My fault really......for I have taken untoward liberties with the man`s given name....a name entirely fitting for an individual of such accomplished career and one who always stood tall among his peers......cited by Le Cordon Bleu (Fall Semester 1963) for most significant growth in the Epicurean Arts.....allow me,if you will, to RE-introduce Chef Petui Eterie......
The standoff was defused by the animal wise UPS driver Bruno Brow..........s they were soon planning to do an green scrambled egg and ham brunch for expected guests Dr. Seuss and his family. After filling their basket, they spent time thanking Bruno and prepared to leave but were startled and alarmed to see the three......... egg colored '59 Chevy wagon and roared away in a haze of pink tire smoke, winding through the gears. The incredulous group could only bli........our gears from a '59 Chevy wagon.
You Sir.....are a creative dervish !!! Â
Me...a dervish? For the record, I'm Protestant...not Muslim. There is nothing wrong with Muslims, they are good people....except they don't believe in the Easter Bunny, which is so wrong.
My fault really......for I have taken untoward liberties with the man`s given name....a name entirely fitting for an individual of such accomplished career and one who always stood tall among his peers......cited by Le Cordon Bleu (Fall Semester 1963) for most significant growth in the Epicurean Arts.....allow me,if you will, to RE-introduce Chef Petui Eterie......
JB: The story's bein' told that the door handle and several other bits were actually kicked offa thet thar GMC by a wild bronc; ridden jist last week by some Europeen cowboy what got throwed and tore his scrotum of all things. Ended his career I heard tell.....
Europeen cowboy will soon return to the public eye as a featured player in the upcoming musical production of "Singing to the Choir"
Broadway bulletin:Â After auditions were completed Euro Cowboy was promoted and signed on to play the lead in The Nutcracker Suite.
@john-barry  Nice to see that Moses and his brothers Darryl, Darryl and Darryl attended the celebration. It seems that Petunia mistakenly thought it was a spa treatment when she overheard someone say the celebration was just hogwash.
@john-barry  Nice to see that Moses and his brothers Darryl, Darryl and Darryl attended the celebration. It seems that Petunia mistakenly thought it was a spa treatment when she overheard someone say the celebration was just hogwash.
if that shot aint cryin` for a bass led a capella tune....I just dont know what is 🤔Â
 