if man can wax a tu...
 
Notifications
Clear all

if man can wax a turtle

8 Posts
3 Users
8 Reactions
792 Views
john barry
(@john-barry)
Illustrious Member
Joined: 6 years ago
Posts: 11084
Topic starter  

 

.................Carl Brutananadilewski was of the impression that if a whole market segment could be formed around a specific reptile`s wax,then cultivating wax from bears should prove to be a lucrative cake walk

.................still officially on-the-fence over which of the carrot or stick approaches to employ,Carl had taken care to bring along half a brickload AND a hefty supply of fresh pork

animal waxing

 



   
Quote
(@jack-dodds)
Illustrious Member
Joined: 6 years ago
Posts: 21606
 

The bears, being well aware of the natural pong they exuded, were offended that Karl would embarrass them by trying to market bear wax; any fool knows that turtles have a much preferrable, fresher tropical scent.  Secondly they also resented being  rendered in such a process......it was just plain disrespectful.  They wisely decided in their bear forum that Karl would soon have to be a meal.



   
ReplyQuote
john barry
(@john-barry)
Illustrious Member
Joined: 6 years ago
Posts: 11084
Topic starter  

@jack-dodds .............natural pong ?????....are these the famous Olympic Medalist  Chinese bears?



   
ReplyQuote
(@bob-jackman)
Illustrious Member
Joined: 29 years ago
Posts: 15588
 

You can never have enough natural PONG.



   
ReplyQuote
john barry
(@john-barry)
Illustrious Member
Joined: 6 years ago
Posts: 11084
Topic starter  
Posted by: @bob-jackman

You can never have enough natural PONG.

ever feel like you`ve gotten off the bus at the wrong stop?



   
Jack Dodds reacted
ReplyQuote
(@jack-dodds)
Illustrious Member
Joined: 6 years ago
Posts: 21606
 
Posted by: @john-barry

@jack-dodds .............natural pong ?????....are these the famous Olympic Medalist  Chinese bears?

YES!  I am impressed that you know your sports so well JayBee.  That is, as you know, one bear's name; he and his brother Ping won the gold medal in table tennis back in Rio back in 2016.



   
ReplyQuote
(@jack-dodds)
Illustrious Member
Joined: 6 years ago
Posts: 21606
 
Posted by: @bob-jackman

You can never have enough natural PONG.

I heard the ladies go wild for it.....in Siberia.



   
ReplyQuote
(@jack-dodds)
Illustrious Member
Joined: 6 years ago
Posts: 21606
 
Posted by: @john-barry
Posted by: @bob-jackman

You can never have enough natural PONG.

ever feel like you`ve gotten off the bus at the wrong stop?

Ever feel like you stepped off the bus when it was moving?



   
john barry reacted
ReplyQuote
Share: