.....This Labor Day,if you find yourself holiday traveling with aunts or uncles who may not be fully versed on dangerous woodland creatures,remember.......it`s entirely up to you to:
.............“Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!”
You would think that Judy-Judy aka "Auntie Stump" would know better than to downplay the wildlife threat to her neice and nephew on this, of all weekends.
The bear can hardly believe you left the door open so he can drive your beautiful vehicle. JB you are a very generous individual.
JayBee is in fact quite generous by nature but I suspect in this situation he may be looking to get his tired truck interior torn up to have his insurance provide a re-do.
@john-barry Well, Spot hounding them about their driving limitations may give the bears paws to reconsider their touring plans.
SPOT hounding Ehhhhhhhhhhhh?.......come down to fact,we ARE sending squads into their dens,under cover of darkness or following a nice BBQ brisket feast......all for the purpose of "lifting" driver licenses of problematic offenders....more and more these days,if you frequent the transit busses, you`re likely to spot a wild bear all hunched down in a window seat
....(more about this,in depth,in George`s recent column:"why do they even let these people out?" rant)........
@john-barry No not Cleveland and not tucked "behind" their ears either.
I'm reminded of an apparently true story regarding the late Dianna, Princess of Wales, in which she was in a police projection room, watching film on drug arrests, in relation to her charitable work on drugs issues. In a scene similar to the one you recount the Princess.... "Threw her hands to her face and shrieked in horrified delight".
