It may be obvious to some, but for clarification that chicken is a Hen House Roost Rep from the nesting box division, ensuring that eggs are being delivered along with dairy and that they are their free range variety.
..........................you`ve obviously spotted our not so clever ruse.....a stunt chicken!!!......breakage,mishandling and outright theft were ravishing Elbo Dairy`s bottom line....we tried every critter based solution in the book!...... including pigs,ticks,bats,a balding pickpurse,affable rodent,even a trained goat and someone`s old butler.......one by one,they ALL ate our lunch ........... the almost TOO simple solution turned out to be a footless rooster affixed to a sort of receiver hitch arrangement......a solution that has served us well.....until today!!!!
..........................you`ve obviously spotted our not so clever ruse.....a stunt chicken!!!......breakage,mishandling and outright theft were ravishing Elbo Dairy`s bottom line....we tried every critter based solution in the book!...... including pigs,ticks,bats,a balding pickpurse,affable rodent,even a trained goat and someone`s old butler.......one by one,they ALL ate our lunch ........... the almost TOO simple solution turned out to be a footless rooster affixed to a sort of receiver hitch arrangement......a solution that has served us well.....until today!!!!
OMG.....it's Peggy The Pullet. Last time we saw her was many months ago; I assumed she had passed on as she was unable to scratch out food for herself. Nice that she's found employment. Tell her for me if her job doesn't work out she can be a life adjustment counselor for young Stumpy Shoemaker.