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older now,and slower to anger,Leo reckons he might just tapir off this time

you aint lion

 

(the part of the tapir was played by Ed B Stevenson....as we do not currently have any tapirs under contract)



   
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older now,and slower to anger,Leo reckons he might just tapir off this time

you aint lion

 

(the part of the tapir was played by Ed B Stevenson....as we do not currently have any tapirs under contract)

Leo struggles to maintain his composure as he scans the low budget movie set and realizes they are using a faux tapir.  Considering he just saw several  genuine, well paid Malayan tapirs having a smoke outside the studio commissary a half hour ago, it dawns on the aging lion that his once bright star has obviously faded; all he gets offered now are these el cheapo jungle matinee shorts.  Leo yearns for the solace of his trailer and an afternoon Perrone martini or two to calm his nerves; where he can once again consider graceful retirement to Africa with his old pal Cheetah.



   
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Leo struggles to maintain his composure as he scans the low budget movie set and realizes they are using a faux tapir.  Considering he just saw several  genuine, well paid Malayan tapirs having a smoke outside the studio commissary a half hour ago, it dawns on the aging lion that his once bright star has obviously faded; all he gets offered now are these el cheapo jungle matinee shorts.  Leo yearns for the solace of his trailer and an afternoon Perrone martini or two to calm his nerves; where he can once again consider graceful retirement to Africa with his old pal Cheetah.

The cast of characters from above: Malayan Tapir, East New Jersey Warthog, T's martini, Cheetah (on left):

Malayan Tapir
East New Jersey Warthog
Martini   T
Cheetah   on left


   
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@perrone1 Ya know, I actually do sort of get them subbing in the East Joisey hog for the tapir to save a few bucks.....but with his accent... c'mon who ya kiddin?.Btw...while we're on the subject....anything to the rumor of Cheetah being adopted?



   
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@perrone1 Ya know, I actually do sort of get them subbing in the East Joisey hog for the tapir to save a few bucks.....but with his accent... c'mon who ya kiddin?.

 

Dang. It's that part where he says, 'Youse guyz" isn't it?



   
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@perrone1 Ya know, I actually do sort of get them subbing in the East Joisey hog for the tapir to save a few bucks.....but with his accent... c'mon who ya kiddin?.

 

Dang. It's that part where he says, 'Youse guyz" isn't it?

Yeah exactly Tony.  Also the director didn't like his impromptu script change where he says to the safari hunter "You aren't really thinkina going up against a bull elephant with that peashooter are you chump?  What...are ya stupid?....for two hundred bucks I'll get you a gat that'll scatter bull bits from here to Hoboken!"



   
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@jack-dodds OMG! All the way to Hoboken!?  That's some bazooka I gotta tell ya! Madone!!



   
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Leo struggles to maintain his composure as he scans the low budget movie set and realizes they are using a faux tapir.  Considering he just saw several  genuine, well paid Malayan tapirs having a smoke outside the studio commissary a half hour ago, it dawns on the aging lion that his once bright star has obviously faded; all he gets offered now are these el cheapo jungle matinee shorts.  Leo yearns for the solace of his trailer and an afternoon Perrone martini or two to calm his nerves; where he can once again consider graceful retirement to Africa with his old pal Cheetah.

The cast of characters from above: Malayan Tapir, East New Jersey Warthog, T's martini, Cheetah (on left):

Malayan Tapir
East New Jersey Warthog
Martini   T
Cheetah   on left

the tapir has no business going out in public until he finds some bigger pants....same for tarzan

.........................................mala "I put on my pants same as you"......."then pull them up to my armpits".....................................



   
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the tapir has no business going out in public until he finds some bigger pants....same for tarzan

.........................................mala "I put on my pants same as you"......."then pull them up to my armpits".....................................

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Leo struggles to maintain his composure as he scans the low budget movie set and realizes they are using a faux tapir.  Considering he just saw several  genuine, well paid Malayan tapirs having a smoke outside the studio commissary a half hour ago, it dawns on the aging lion that his once bright star has obviously faded; all he gets offered now are these el cheapo jungle matinee shorts.  Leo yearns for the solace of his trailer and an afternoon Perrone martini or two to calm his nerves; where he can once again consider graceful retirement to Africa with his old pal Cheetah.

The cast of characters from above: Malayan Tapir, East New Jersey Warthog, T's martini, Cheetah (on left):

Malayan Tapir
East New Jersey Warthog
Martini   T
Cheetah   on left

the tapir has no business going out in public until he finds some bigger pants....same for tarzan

.........................................mala "I put on my pants same as you"......."then pull them up to my armpits".....................................

It's the white short-shorts the tapir has on that I find distasteful JayBee; after all this is a family show!



   
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@jack-dodds OMG! All the way to Hoboken!?  That's some bazooka I gotta tell ya! Madone!!

I wouldn't lie to ya Tony....one blast and there's nothin' left but tusks and tail.



   
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@jack-dodds OMG! All the way to Hoboken!?  That's some bazooka I gotta tell ya! Madone!!

I wouldn't lie to ya Tony....one blast and there's nothin' left but tusks and tail.

Mmmm, my favorite parts!



   
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Elephant stew...from Jane's cook book.

DIRECTIONS

  • Cut elephant into bite-size pieces.
  • This takes about 2 months.
  • Using large kettles, simmer equal parts elephant and vegetables with enough broth to cover.
  • Cook for a couple days.
  • If more are expected add the rabbits, but do this only if necessary.
  • Most people don't like to find hare in their stew.

INGREDIENTS

  • 1medium elephant
  • 2(50 gallon) containers broth
  • 500lbs assorted fresh vegetables, chopped
  • 2rabbits (optional)


   
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@jack-dodds............... Pardon me Jack wasn`t it ELFIN stew?......in the bayou?

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@john-barry I believe that was the original plan for the bayou banquet Jaybee but the grey-blue meat put the guests off so they went with another available option.  As he ate his meal the elf had no idea he had only missed being the main course by a hare.



   
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