the cat remembers

not long after that,and mere weeks after being designated JR Ace Predator,the tables,(and chairs) were turned for our intrepid aqua man

@john-barry Rule #1:  Never under any circumstances, enter the trailer of a stranger driving a broken down Luhloyd Alexander coupe; especially if you spot a can of fava beans and a bottle of chianti inside..

Posted by: @jack-dodds

@perrone1

Elephant stew...from Jane's cook book.

DIRECTIONS

• Cut elephant into bite-size pieces.
• This takes about 2 months.
• Using large kettles, simmer equal parts elephant and vegetables with enough broth to cover.
• Cook for a couple days.
• If more are expected add the rabbits, but do this only if necessary.
• Most people don't like to find hare in their stew.

INGREDIENTS

UNITS: US

• 1medium elephant
• 2(50 gallon) containers broth
• 500lbs assorted fresh vegetables, chopped
• 2rabbits (optional)

Hilarious Jack!! I about choked, laughing, at 'hare in their stew'!

Most elephant hunters forego cooking the whole carcass, they lightly braise the back strap then broil it in Bombay Sapphire martini mix à la Tony !