@perrone1 thanks Tony......couple o` them to haul your prison transport out to the island would come in mighty handy Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?.....I`ll get the judge up and fed sos`s it`ll be leagle this time
Why, with either of them beauties I could catch a raccoon each night for a week, hold them in the basement until Saturday and haul the whole bunch of them to Raccoon Island and just open the flood gates!
@perrone1 ........AWESOME response......not a ONE of those galoots looks guilty better get Ol` Judge Ment writin` up some extradition papers.......PRONTO
@perrone1 ........AWESOME response......not a ONE of those galoots looks guilty better get Ol` Judge Ment writin` up some extradition papers.......PRONTO
Dem lil ne'er-do-wells are guilty all right. Why just look at Jeb Pokey; he's the one in the center. He stole my cell phone and called all his relatives in Portugal. Cost me a fortune I tell ya!
Besides, they all love Raccoon Island - plenty of them are related, cousins, aunts, uncles and a few grampa raccoons. They have fruit trees, abundant fish in the lakes and a garbage dump that they can maraud 24-7!
When I noticed Pokey`s cereal box in the door tray was of the NON-SUGAR SWEETENED,no frills variety......your granpa`s granpa`s Cheerios from just before world war one....we knew something was amiss,awry,untoward ....as such,a Federal contingent has been dispatched to Piney Grotto and expect to meet you at the station late this evening.....please bring treats for our raccoon double agents,of whom there will be several
*Please be good enough to include a Raccoon Island color pamphlet (with current prices) for a nice Lanai on the side of the island AWAY from the dump....this will be "Eyes Only" and should be hand surrendered to SAIC Pete Willy
Yeah, those raccoon double agents are getting tougher and harder to spot; much less deal with. Jeb Pokey spied those throw-back O's and quickly called ahead to Wal-Mart. The dickens ordered Cap'n Crunch, Frosted Flakes and Martha's Honey-Nut French toast to be waiting for his arrival. The masked bandit had the nerve to use my debit card to pay for it and earlier used it to order a case of Sugarworm's Candy Cane soda which was also awaiting the transport!
@perrone1.............. holey moses!!!...........when the rodents all specify top-shelf!!!!!.....let`s hope they don`t join in for a week or so of migratory herding on your western slope
better get Ol` Judge Ment writin` up some extradition papers.......PRONTO
