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23/06/2023 8:04 pm
1. Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
2. What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
A satisfactory.
3. Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.
4. What does a sprinter eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
5. What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
6. What do you call a fish with no eye?
A fsh.
7. Why are elevator jokes so funny?
They work on many levels.
8. What’s the best way to watch a fly-fishing tournament?
Live stream it.
9. What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.
10. What does a baby computer call his father?
Data.
And here’s a BONUS joke for the road….
I had a dream I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.
John Kuvakas
Warrenton, VA
