She fell in love with a carpenter & got nailed!
Zeeky Banutski
The People’s Republic of Maryland
She fell in love with a plastic surgeon and was uplifted.
She fell in love with a car salesman and got used.
She fell in love with a car salesman and got used.
Slippin' Jimmy?
She married a cobbler, which made her soleful.
She married a dairy farmer which made her mornfull.
She fell in love with a janitor and got swept of her feet.
Frank Reed
Chesapeake, VA
She fell in love with a mailman and got carried away.
Frank Reed
Chesapeake, VA
She fell in love with a mailman and got carried away.
HA HA. Should read "She fell in love with a mailman and was delayed and delayed and delayed and..." US Postal Service is anything but service.
She happily married Tarzan but soon found her transportation was just devine.
She happily married Tarzan but soon found her transportation was just devine.
Now that's really funny ! You're just not monkeying around with these quips.
Tragically, she married the good humored butcher who really cut her up.
She married a storm chaser after a whirlwind romance.
