Internet down again!

LOL, you're lucky if it was only 40 minutes.  I once waited for an hour on the phone for the internet problem I was having.  Then when some Dude finally answered (likely from the top of a telephone pole in India) he mumbled something to me, asked for my phone number, mumbles something else, and then we were disconnected!  I didn't know if he hung up on me or fell of the pole (I actually hoped for the latter), and he never called me back.  HE HAD MY NUMBER!  Of course when I attempted to call back, I was again reminded that "my call was very important to them".  The only thing about anyone manning a phone at our internet providers that is good, is that we can't get to them to swat 'em along side the head.  They ought to be jailed for the service they promise and don't provide. 

LOL.  I would be much happier if it was in fact a flute solo rather than most of the grating garbage we have to suffer through (grumpy old man syndrome triggers...again).  Truth be known, I rarely last more than a couple of minutes anyways (waiting on the phone that is...just to be clear); especially if I get told ever 45 seconds how important my call is to them.