@john-barry, what are you implying? Up until this incident, it had conducted itself honorably.
a diet consisting of cake-in-a-cup and tater tots hardly qualifies an appliance for meritorious service awards...and Tony`s correct,this white warrior is drunk!!!
@john-barry, I'll have you know that this microwave has offered its services to the likes of Beef Wellington, Wedding Soup, Kaiser Rolls, and Boeuf Bourguignon, not to mention a host of impressively noble dishes, neither tater nor tot in sight of any of them!
@john-barry, I'll have you know that this microwave has offered its services to the likes of Beef Wellington, Wedding Soup, Kaiser Rolls, and Boeuf Bourguignon, not to mention a host of impressively noble dishes, neither tater nor tot in sight of any of them!
a life MORE noble, no kitchen appliance could long for John.....I have difficulty locating proper Boeuf Cows `round here
In case anyone doubts my claims, here is a photo of my microwave receiving the MBE.
if you have Proof.........put your cards on the table.........is he getting ready to eat Captain Kangaroo?
Unfortunately he was making untimely fun of King Chuck, saying "your ears are THIS big your highness." He immediately repaired nearby to Westinghouse Cottage for a time out; his honor was changed to Machine of Boorish Exclamations and hushed up.
@jkuvakas............. I must use the microwave in such a manner that the over-splatter ™,at a time it reaches adequate depth,can be removed,tightly rolled,and packed into nutritious school lunches
@jkuvakas............. I must use the microwave in such a manner that the over-splatter ™,at a time it reaches adequate depth,can be removed,tightly rolled,and packed into nutritious school lunches
Every day the Barry kid got beat up by the school bullies, who were after his delicious grease rollups.
