Photo by Mona Eendra on Unsplash My laptop caught pneumonia, apparently because I left Windows open.
I thought swimming with dolphins was expensive until I went swimming with sharks … It cost me an arm and a leg. The main function of your little toe is to make sure all the furniture in the house is in the right place. It’s pretty obvious that if I run in front of a car I will get tired but if I run behind a car I will get exhausted. My teachers told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate so much. I told them you just wait. 90% of bald people still own a comb; they just can’t part with it. Every morning I get hit by the same bicycle … It’s a vicious cycle. The word incorrectly is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary. I’ve been experimenting with breeding racing deer. People have accused me of just trying to make a fast buck. What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line. When I was a kid, we played spin the bottle with the girls, if they didn’t want to kiss you, they would have to give you a dollar. By the time I was 12, I owned my own home. Always trust a nudist … They have nothing to hide.
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