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John Kuvakas
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I'll start...

The steelworker whose life was hard... 


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Sprinkler fitters get more head

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The waterworks employee quit due to his fatigue from laying pipe every day.



   
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The Chunnel project crew recalled how their daily life was just a giant bore.



   
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The puppeteer quit after growing tired of having his career always hanging by a string.



   
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The hangman eventually grew tired of seeing all the shortfalls in his occupation.



   
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Lawn care workers are always cutting in line.


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The truck-driver stopped with his job, because he didn't feel his drive anymore.....



   
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As the mailman got older, he slowed down. There was no more zip in his step.



   
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Major Tom refused to return to earth so NASA basically canned him.



   
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Realizing he no longer felt that tug of excitement, the sperm donor decided to retire.



   
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The taxidermist was a perfectionist and felt he had the right stuff.



   
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The steelworker found his job riveting.



   
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Maybe the taxidermist should hook-up with Major Tom and the sperm donor. 



   
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@100ford2003   Major Tom, aka The Space Oddity, may be hard to find....



   
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