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I'll start...
The steelworker whose life was hard...
John Kuvakas
Warrenton, VA
The waterworks employee quit due to his fatigue from laying pipe every day.
The Chunnel project crew recalled how their daily life was just a giant bore.
The puppeteer quit after growing tired of having his career always hanging by a string.
The hangman eventually grew tired of seeing all the shortfalls in his occupation.
Lawn care workers are always cutting in line.
John Kuvakas
Warrenton, VA
The truck-driver stopped with his job, because he didn't feel his drive anymore.....
As the mailman got older, he slowed down. There was no more zip in his step.
Major Tom refused to return to earth so NASA basically canned him.
Realizing he no longer felt that tug of excitement, the sperm donor decided to retire.
The taxidermist was a perfectionist and felt he had the right stuff.
