My tolerance for idiots is extremely low today. I used to have some immunity built up, but obviously there is a new strain out there.
As I watch this generation try and rewrite our history, one thing I'm sure of ...
it will be misspelled and have no punctuation.
Do you ever get up in the morning, look in the mirror and think "That can't be
accurate."
God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners
of the world. Then he made the earth round...and laughed and laughed and laughed.
I put my scale in the bathroom corner and that's where the little liar will stay until
it apologizes.
Felt uncomfortable driving into the cemetery. The GPS blurted out "You have
reached your final destination."
Hard to believe I once had a phone attached to a wall, and when it rang, I picked
it up without knowing who was calling, and I'm still alive.
owing to your first edict,I will not be responding to this post
owing to your first edict,I will not be responding to this post
Good call JB....I concur. No sense us upsetting David. Meanwhile....pull my finger!
owing to your first edict,I will not be responding to this post
Good call JB....I concur. No sense us upsetting David. Meanwhile....pull my finger!
no WAY hoser !!!!!