SIGN LANGUAGE.

SIGN LANGUAGE.

A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE:

      We will heel you,

      We will save your sole,

      We will even dye for you.

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:

Dr. Jones, at your cervix.

In a Podiatrist's office:

Time wounds all heels.

At an Optometrist's Office:

If you don't see what you're looking for, You've come to the right place.

On a Plumber's truck :

We repair what your husband fixed.

On another Plumber's truck:

Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.

At a Tyre Shop in Milwaukee :

Invite us to your next blowout.

On an Electrician's truck:

Let us remove your shorts.

In a Non-smoking Area:

If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.

On a Maternity Room door:

Push. Push. Push.

At a Car Dealership:

The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

Be back in 5 minutes.  Sit! Stay!

At the Electric Company:

We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.  However, if you don't,  YOU will be de-lighted.

In a Restaurant window:

Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

Drive carefully. We'll wait.

At a Propane Filling Station:

Thank Heaven for little grills.

In a Chicago Radiator Shop:

Best place in town to take a leak.

And the best one for last:

Sign on the back of a Septic Tank Truck:

Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises