I don't know who let the dogs out...how to get to Sesame Street... why Dora doesn’t just use Google Maps...why do all flavours of Fruit Loops taste exactly the same, or how many licks "does it (really) take"to get to the centre of a tootsie pop......why eggs are packaged in a flimsy cartons, but batteries are secured in plastic that’s tough as nails...why “abbreviated” is such a long word; or why is there a D in ‘fridge’ but not in refrigerator... why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour yet, dish washing liquid is made with real lemons... and, why do you have to “put your two cents in” but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts” where’s that extra penny going to... why does The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... why did you just try to sing those two previous songs... and just what exactly is Victoria’s secret?
John Kuvakas
Warrenton, VA
Thanks John. This subject matter will now cover my thoughts for the whole day.
these many questions put me right out of my comfort zone.......
I don’t know anyone who drives on a driveway & parks on a parkway…
Nor have I ever known anyone who won the Publisher’s Clearinghouse sweepstakes, nor have I ever known anyone who knew anyone who ever won the Publisher’s Clearinghouse sweepstakes…
Just sayin’…
Zeeky Banutski
The People’s Republic of Maryland