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08/05/2021 11:29 am
Two guys, one older, one younger,
are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart
when they collide.
The older guy says to the younger guy,
"Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife,
and I guess I wasn't paying attention
to where I was going."
The younger guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence.
I'm looking for my wife, too.
I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The older guy says,
"Well, maybe I can help you find her.
What does she look like?"
The younger guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs. old, tall,
with red hair, blue eyes, is buxom, wearing no bra,
long legs, and is wearing short shorts.
What does your wife look like?'
To which the older guy says, "Doesn't
matter, let's look for yours."
08/05/2021 3:18 pm
"A man has to know his priorities!"
John Kuvakas
Warrenton, VA
