Hey wait a minute Tony....is that not that a strong box containing gold and the U.S. Army payroll up in the roof rack?
Easy mistake to make. No, they contain my lunch. It's a long trip!
I'm not sure whether to believe you...you might be trying to avoid a heist by the Blue Aqua Velva Gang. Either way though...lunch or payroll...it's a lotta bread.
I'm not sure whether to believe you...you might be trying to avoid a heist by the Blue Aqua Velva Gang. Either way though...lunch or payroll...it's a lotta bread.
All right; I'll come clean. The strong box (lower left in the image) contains the gold. But the payroll is hidden in the hat box under a plumage-laden women's headdress!
Tony; it sounds like you did ingest some kind of mushroom and your mind was moving on. Your logic and proportion may have fallen sloppy dead...and the Italian Bear was obviously off his head. More importantly why did you feel the need to "hunt" wild onions (ramps are unarmed) and did you do so with a double action revolver? If so, I hope you didn't sling/slam the cylinder closed - it can misfire and damage any crane flying overhead. Lastly, why am I still in my cowboy pajamas in the middle of the afternoon? My head hurts with all this...I need a couple of martinis....shaken, not stirred.
That Italian bear was FOR SURE "off his head." I think his name was Guido and he worked for the mob - The Smokie Mountain Mob. He threatened to make my knees into furniture. He was scary:
Yeeeeah....I can definitely see why Guido would terrify you Tony!
T!!!!! zatchew when you were an assistant button man out on the coast????
My gosh Tony....I shudder to think..... for the many kids who challenged you, this smirk was the last thing they ever saw before you sent them to Boot Hill.
