I asked a supermarket employee where they kept the canned peaches.
He said, "I'll see," & walked away.
I asked another & he also said, "I'll see," & walked away.
In the end, I gave up & found them myself, in Aisle C.
A guy walks into a lumberyard & asks for some 2x4s. The clerk asks, "How long do you need them?" The guy answers, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."
I told my physical therapist that I broke my arm in two (2) places. He told me to stop going to those places.
When I was a kid, I used to watch the ‘Wizard of Oz’ & wonder how someone could talk if they didn't have a brain. Then I got Facebook.
I just burned 1,200 calories. I forgot the pizza in the oven.
I hate it when people act all intellectual and talk about Mozart, when they've never even seen one of his paintings.
Never trust an electrician with no eyebrows.
So my neighbour knocked on my front door at 3 am. 3AM!!! Luckily, I was already up playing the bagpipes.
@perrone1 ...sorry to correct you Tony, but I am sure Johann Wolfgang Mozart composed "Steinway to Heaven" sung by Liberace.
My *sources advise that Mozart initially titled his song Steinway to Hamburg but his heirs sold out for big bucks to Plant and Page who retitled it when they did their their rendition; apparently to avoid paying royalties.
@jack-dodds I believe you, Jack. Your source looks honest and reliable.
The great-great-great-grandson of one of the heirs has become a minimalist composer in Hamburg. The sound is not to everyone's taste, but he uses wonderful instruments. You can also see a lot of steins in the stage backdrop.
