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Geoff Jowett · 2024-05-08T06:22:16Z

I asked a supermarket employee where they kept the canned peaches. He said, "I'll see," & walked away. I asked another & he also said, "I'll see," & walked away. In the end, I gave up & found them myself, in Aisle C.A guy walks into a lumberyard & asks for some 2x4s. The clerk asks, "How long do you need them?" The guy answers, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."I told my physical therapist that I broke my arm in two (2) places. He told me to stop going to those places.When I was a kid, I used to watch the ‘Wizard of Oz’ & wonder how someone could talk if they didn't have a brain. Then I got Facebook.I just burned 1,200 calories. I forgot the pizza in the oven.I hate it when people act all intellectual and talk about Mozart, when they've never even seen one of his paintings.Never trust an electrician with no eyebrows.So my neighbour knocked on my front door at 3 am. 3AM!!! Luckily, I was already up playing the bagpipes.

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