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john barry
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Rise up!...all those who are against the oppression and abuse of crackers and cheese! Give them their due. It is time someone stood up for these downtrodden and marginalized foods. 

downtrodden and marginalized food forms a crumbled welcome mat at the foot of my Big Man La-z-Boy....just don`t ask me again to "stand up"......that`s where I draw the line John

 

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and you wonder why raccoon repatriation is such a hot button issue out on your compound

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LOL! I bait my raccoon traps with Oreo's and Lance crackers!

KRICKEY !!!!!.......................

 

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Posted by: @perrone1

I liked her, a lot, in Contact, Nell, The Brave One and Panic Room.

Saw them all…Nell was outstanding! Silence of the Lambs was another great one.


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Hey, I like crackers. I rarely eat them but I'd eat one before I'd eat a cookie - I just don't eat sweets. But 'moral high ground'? I'll have you know, my good fellow, That I live above sea level - that's moral and high enough for me! AND, a cracker is a cracker, whether schmeered with peanutty butter or cheesy cheese or dog food pate! AND a cookie is a cookie and never the twain shall meet - unless it is HO scale.     (?????????????)   Sorry; must be time for my nap...........

do we really needs to drag man`s best friend into this Tony ?

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Hey, I like crackers. I rarely eat them but I'd eat one before I'd eat a cookie - I just don't eat sweets. But 'moral high ground'? I'll have you know, my good fellow, That I live above sea level - that's moral and high enough for me! AND, a cracker is a cracker, whether schmeered with peanutty butter or cheesy cheese or dog food pate! AND a cookie is a cookie and never the twain shall meet - unless it is HO scale.     (?????????????)   Sorry; must be time for my nap...........

do we really needs to drag man`s best friend into this Tony ?

gooddog sit

Dogs? Who brought dogs up? And, for goodness sakes, let's not even go to squirrels! Oh my, oh my....



   
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john barry
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Hey, I like crackers. I rarely eat them but I'd eat one before I'd eat a cookie - I just don't eat sweets. But 'moral high ground'? I'll have you know, my good fellow, That I live above sea level - that's moral and high enough for me! AND, a cracker is a cracker, whether schmeered with peanutty butter or cheesy cheese or dog food pate! AND a cookie is a cookie and never the twain shall meet - unless it is HO scale.     (?????????????)   Sorry; must be time for my nap...........

do we really needs to drag man`s best friend into this Tony ?

gooddog sit

Dogs? Who brought dogs up? And, for goodness sakes, let's not even go to squirrels! Oh my, oh my....

I Dont Know



   
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Mmmmmm.....Lance toast.......

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john barry
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@jack-dodds that`s FUNNY.....what a goofus 🙄



   
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@jack-dodds 

Very heavy in carb & calories; they contain a lot of...D'OH!!!!



   
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john barry
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eat your vegetables before you make more people angry Jack 😫    "good dog Ubu,sit !"



   
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eat your vegetables before you make more people angry Jack 😫    "good dog Ubu,sit !"

LOL! That poor pup was starving! First clue; though he saved the broccoli for last, he still ate it. Last clue - he tried to eat the serving dish! Pretty well balanced meal for that starving canine!



   
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Yep.....the good folks at the starving dog model agency gave him a top rating

mornin` Tony......my ex-cat Reacher would go bonkers over broccoli (cantaloupe as well)

.......carbs? NO sir !....... one bite and he was outta there

you took a bite,now eat it!!!!


   
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Posted by: @john-barry

Yep.....the good folks at the starving dog model agency gave him a top rating

mornin` Tony......my ex-cat Reacher would go bonkers over broccoli (cantaloupe as well)

.......carbs? NO sir !....... one bite and he was outta there

you took a bite,now eat it!!!!

Ha! Cats are smarter than most people who think that they are smarter than cats.



   
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John Kuvakas
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@perrone1, are you saying there are cats with an IQ higher than 78.1?


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I watch and read this riveting and highly intellectual debate from the sidelines.  It's not that I am unwilling to participate, it's just that I  have gobs of Lance Toast peanut butter filling on my fingers and can't type.  I tried to repair to the bathroom to wash my hands but when I finally was able to "drop and roll" out of my Lazy Boy, then stand and start to walk, (with a measure of difficulty clearing away Lance wrappers, empty beer bottles, etc.), my socks became so embedded with Lance Toast crumbs that I was unable to maintain my balance and down I went.  My efforts to get up have proven unsuccessful as my faithful hound Otis, who is also a Lance Toast fan, is tugging on my socks in order to carry them back to his mat to savor their thick Lance crust at his leisure. It is sooo frustrating to have to ask the missus to type these words; especially when I must narrate from a thrashing, prone position with Otis still in full attack mode.  It is a shame that I am unable to express my opinion on your ever-changing post submissions; especially given my elevated IQ (second only to Jeopardy winner Paul Rouffa....but I digress); please try to maintain until I am at liberty to assist.  Meanwhile I wait and worry that the level of respect and admiration my missus carries for me might be adversely affected by all of this.....which is all Otis' fault when you think about it.



   
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