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Very Old Joke from when automatic transmissions were new.

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David Green
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the blonde and the mercedes

This was likely one of the earliest blond jokes.



   
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This is just the opposite of today's millennials trying to drive a manual transmission car...it's called theft prevention.



   
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....I witnessed this "blond story" firsthand, sort of.

About 100 years ago, a woman working for me (I was her boss) said she couldn't get her car started. It was a newer car; I was a bit puzzled but offered to help. I repeatedly turned the key but "nothing." She had opened the hood.... as I got out to take a look, I noticed something but "checked the engine" anyway. I pretended to fiddle with a few wires, then told her to start it (knowing it wouldn't start). I repeated this process. Then, I got back in the car and made one little adjustment (knowing it would start now). I returned to the engine, fiddled again, and told her to, "Try it now." It fired right up, she was ever-so-grateful, and I looked like a genius boss.

She was trying to start the car with the gearshift in "N."  My "one little adjustment" was to put it in "P."  I NEVER had the heart to tell her..... 😇 😇 



   
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