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12/11/2021 10:56 am Â
Now that questions of age,gender,ethnic origin,species and even conforming scale have been redacted from the official sign-up sheets,spring tryouts for the "Benny`s Battling Batters" Pizza Parlor team have become rather "unusual"........Benny finds himself as lone protester to this progressive upgrade...his impassioned cries of "throw the book at `im" seem to go unheeded..
.......as this would become the first LL season to allow open carry,some parents have regrettably chosen to move their offspring into the more creative pottery and macrame sessions at the old Tri-County Mall
Matchbox Collectibles McDonalds 2000 Chevy Suburban
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12/11/2021 12:35 pm Â
Sheriff Buford is carbed out and sleepily fixated on his sixth free Egg McMuffin and coffee supplied by the McDonalds community events rep; who unlike Buford, is terrified by the bi-polar armed parent suddenly demanding that his dim witted son Jasper be given pitcher's position. The Little League opening ceremony parade clowns and mounted league standard bearer Nestor all panic and confusion abounds. Nestor's steed goes wild, flinging him into a wasp nest situated in the brush nearby. Thankfully the wasps are attracted to the smell of gun oil and sting the gun toting parent mercilessly; sending him screaming into the forest. Bird watcher Clarence, enthralled by the appearance of a rare Red-breasted Nuthatch, is oblivious to the entire incident until horse nuts suddenly appear in his binocular field of view; spoiling his ornithological moment. A very confused King Kong is having a WTF moment and curses his bad luck having his vine snap in the forest as he was swinging by; landing him in this s__t show. He angrily considers stomping on the small blue truck before he leaves, just for old times sake. As all parties run off willy nilly Sheriff Buford, glancing in the Suburban, quickly does the math and realizes there will now be an extended lunch today. Reaching for another McMuffin he momentarily considers making a report of the incident but lazily deems the incident unworthy, muttering "What a Kroc."
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Topic starter
12/11/2021 1:10 pm Â
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Jack......you give such life to the plastic armies !!!.....
             ..until you mentioned it,I hadn`t noticed binocular man`s obvious fixation 
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12/11/2021 2:03 pm Â
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Jack......you give such life to the plastic armies !!!.....
             ..until you mentioned it,I hadn`t noticed binocular man`s obvious fixation
How about the historical corporate tie-in? 
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Topic starter
12/11/2021 2:12 pm Â
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Jack......you give such life to the plastic armies !!!.....
             ..until you mentioned it,I hadn`t noticed binocular man`s obvious fixation
How about the historical corporate tie-in?Â
Chief Lookin Horse ?........or your preponderance of mickey d`s references?.....which,not to put too fine a point on it, I PERSONALLY found to be a krokÂ
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12/11/2021 2:16 pm Â
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Jack......you give such life to the plastic armies !!!.....
             ..until you mentioned it,I hadn`t noticed binocular man`s obvious fixation
How about the historical corporate tie-in?Â
Chief Lookin Horse ?........or your preponderance of mickey d`s references?.....which,not to put too fine a point on it, I PERSONALLY found to be a krokÂ
Bingo JB......as always, your comments are a Ray of McSunshine. Kroc with a c.....
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