The Blue Banditos and their leader Aqua Velva were greatly feared in their day. This particular heist went down in infamy as it was the time when bandito Benicio "Bent Barrel" Blue (pictured to the right of tow truck) accidentally shot bystander Ike Bowler on the rail car step; thus cementing the gang's reputation as cold blooded, but nice smelling, killers.
Benny`s employing the "eye-gun" auto-sensing technology ........... latest thing back in the day......it was also available in a carbine,chambered exclusively for birdshot
After Benecio's capture by the Federales, his lawyer was initially confused as to why his client was charged with 90 degree murder...until he viewed Exhibit #1, his pistola.
Up the river without a paddle....the whole damned gang.
Adios Banditos Magnificos....."Have fun storming the Depot!"
Great idea in theory...but Las Stupidos Banditos got pissed on tequila, misread the sign and mistakenly stormed Home Depot. The gang were arrested in the garden plant section when their nags stopped to graze.
😂 oh where oh where AND how...do you come up with this...
Did you ever write for 'Mad Magazine' ..
I applied at Mad and got an interview but to my surprise failed the psychiatric evaluation. I know what you're thinking...how could this be...right? This was a tough break because I always wanted to understudy with my hero Roger Kaputnick.
😂 oh where oh where AND how...do you come up with this...
Did you ever write for 'Mad Magazine' ..
I applied at Mad and got an interview but to my surprise failed the psychiatric evaluation. I know what you're thinking...how could this be...right? This was a tough break because I always wanted to understudy with my hero Roger Kaputnick.
John Barry.....stick your head out the window and you will surely hear music in the distance. That is the marching band I hired to play for the afternoon in your front yard. They will, like the Pied Piper pick up a large procession of town locals/drunks along the way and gather to pay homage to you ...OH ILLUSTRIOUS ONE !!!!!
*HAPPY 5000 *
Btw....I promised them free beer in return for a reduced rate so if you don't mind.......
😂 oh where oh where AND how...do you come up with this...
Did you ever write for 'Mad Magazine' ..
I applied at Mad and got an interview but to my surprise failed the psychiatric evaluation. I know what you're thinking...how could this be...right? This was a tough break because I always wanted to understudy with my hero Roger Kaputnick.
maybe you shouldda spoken with Melvin
Well....considering the purchase price was 10 cents ("cheap" as they always said), I would guess that Melvin was retired by the time I applied.
