😂 oh where oh where AND how...do you come up with this...
Did you ever write for 'Mad Magazine' ..
I applied at Mad and got an interview but to my surprise failed the psychiatric evaluation. I know what you're thinking...how could this be...right? This was a tough break because I always wanted to understudy with my hero Roger Kaputnick.
maybe you shouldda spoken with Melvin
Well....considering the purchase price was 10 cents ("cheap" as they always said), I would guess that Melvin was retired by the time I applied.
Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh man !!.....Melvin lived long and prospered WELL into the future
😂 oh where oh where AND how...do you come up with this...
Did you ever write for 'Mad Magazine' ..
I applied at Mad and got an interview but to my surprise failed the psychiatric evaluation. I know what you're thinking...how could this be...right? This was a tough break because I always wanted to understudy with my hero Roger Kaputnick.
maybe you shouldda spoken with Melvin
Well....considering the purchase price was 10 cents ("cheap" as they always said), I would guess that Melvin was retired by the time I applied.
Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh man !!.....Melvin lived long and prospered WELL into the future
Well I'll be damned....you're right! This bunch makes George Jetson and his cohorts look bush league. Impressive.
John Barry.....stick your head out the window and you will surely hear music in the distance. That is the marching band I hired to play for the afternoon in your front yard. They will, like the Pied Piper pick up a large procession of town locals/drunks along the way and gather to pay homage to you ...OH ILLUSTRIOUS ONE !!!!!
*HAPPY 5000 * Â
Btw....I promised them free beer in return for a reduced rate so if you don't mind.......
Thank you Jack......I been sittin` here in my best party dress,just waiting for someone to notice......I`d hoped that post 5000,a thread titled "Fivekay" might`ve sped the process.......important thing is, the town locals/drunks are on the way with free beer 😀Â
John Barry.....stick your head out the window and you will surely hear music in the distance. That is the marching band I hired to play for the afternoon in your front yard. They will, like the Pied Piper pick up a large procession of town locals/drunks along the way and gather to pay homage to you ...OH ILLUSTRIOUS ONE !!!!!
*HAPPY 5000 * Â
Btw....I promised them free beer in return for a reduced rate so if you don't mind.......
Thank you Jack......I been sittin` here in my best party dress,just waiting for someone to notice......I`d hoped that post 5000,a thread titled "Fivekay" might`ve sped the process.......important thing is, the town locals/drunks are on the way with free beer 😀Â
Ummm...two things JB....first the fact that you're in your party dress on the weekend comes as no surprise (note: non-judgemental attitude present) so please see the drum major for the tiara I had him buy for you (my wife's Visa card). Secondly...please reread the previous post of congratulations- the part where you provide the free beer. Hey...have a great afternoon; it will be an emotional time for you. Oh...and I hope you remembered to shave your legs.
please reread the previous post of congratulations- the part where youprovide the free beer........
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damn !!! wouldn`t you know it......just got a call from the park ranger who insists I return to my campsite from 2017 to "re-stir the coals" .........just have the major "pay" for the beer......y`KNOW I`m good for it
please reread the previous post of congratulations- the part where youprovide the free beer........
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damn !!! wouldn`t you know it......just got a call from the park ranger who insists I return to my campsite from 2017 to "re-stir the coals" .........just have the major "pay" for the beer......y`KNOW I`m good for it
Doing a "bail and sail" on your 5000 celebration party? WTF?? I guess I'll tell him you just march to the beat of a different drummer. The tiara will be left in your mailbox.
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