cant swing a cat around here without hitting a sheep

Please dont call in to tell us what the dog has done (again)....someone is on the way to deal with it

From the Llama Breeders Journal NE Chapter Vol 6...October 12th 2019:

"The Llama, generally speaking, has always held a strong belief system with little tolerance for anyone with whom they may take exception.

Over the years, as the spit-in-your-face maneuver fell out of vogue, llamas began to develop more sophisticated methods for making people feel foolish.The "Bunny Ears" maneuver has remained uppermost in these techniques