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Hidden from view of the outside world for many generations, a discrete underground beef “Enhancement Laboratory” was first spotted last week on a routine flyover of the Southernmost point of the Aleutian Island Chain

Built and operated in a fully submerged fortress under a massive ice layer, and presided over by a gargantuan statue idol of the legendary Lawrence, the labor staff has consisted entirely of Eskimo captives. All profits and status reports generated on-site,were sent via u-boat express post, directly to the Beef Cartel (Big Beef) and BCC`d to General Kobe himself.

Recent volcanic activity,with ever prevailing Ice Melt, coupled with a diminishing layer of Permafrost, has shown us all, what we hoped we’d never see. Look for yourself! Have you EVER hoped to see this?

Authorities have taken the major players into custody and have named them all as people of interest

Several bystanders reported sightings of a "One-armed-Man",carrying a vintage stethoscope, as he emerged from the laboratory area.Our cameras indicate that this mysterious figure was able to assimilate into the throngs of rubberneckers and has, by now,most likely gone to ground.

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JB, we. have similar tastes in music. Love me some Bob Marley!



   
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JB, we. have similar tastes in music. Love me some Bob Marley!

  Cool I have a bunch of it running right now John.....It`s like cruise control for your mind innit?



   
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Your cast of characters is so bizarre. Very cool though.


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Your cast of characters is so bizarre. Very cool though.

Thanks John....it was cold and rainy as I shot these yesterday......looking more like 7pm than half past 4......I did not notice,until sometime later,that I had been given the "gift" of a new texture.....to my eye,it resembles the slush that gathered on the curbs of our home town streets when warming snow was only hours from washing down the storm drain......(as kids, these masses of translucent snowmelt provided hours of fun.....we "were" Mike Fink and Davy Crockett...... battlin` the mighty Missisip and bravely forging new waterways with our specially selected "River Sticks"......ever onward to fame,fortune and the sewer grating)

 

shooting horizontally thru the raindrops, with some light and color coming from below the surface...acrylic over dark green plastic table with #9 raindrops....in retrospect,I should not have poured the sitting water off the little green table before setting up...more dark green interspersed throughout would`ve been nice....(next time)

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Overhead, Babette the porcine aerial acrobat has just been wounded by ground fire and has tumbled off the wing of colorblind Sgt. Larry Krapinski's oft shot-up recon plane "Redwing" .  The man in our scene has spotted her hurtling inbound and is recoiling in horror as he is about to be "ham-slammed" out of this world.  The one-armed man has fled through the surrounding vegetation after someone noticed the inscription Dr. R. Kimble on his stethoscope (sequel pending).  It is just becoming apparent to all present that through all of this saga the one unexplainable constant presence has been Jay Silverheels Jr. (aka Missing Tackle) and Manfaced Bunny...who are now believed to be the undercover operator and his messenger who blew this whole illicit operation wide open.  Lawrence is smugly looking at the tumultuous scene; comfortable in the knowledge that he, as the result of a quick legal consultation, will be turning state's evidence star witness.



   
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soooooooooooooooo...... whattaya tryin`???????????????  to crack the case of the freezer-bound ice cube caper and maybe feather your cap some? ???

FIRST thing a smart operator`d have to prove......that these gunzels have ever met before!!  let alone know each other in such a close way that the 4 of `em could pull off such a wild caper....

And SECOND off.....there AINT no Bunny Head Man....Arthur wants you to know that.....he REALLLLLY wants you to know that.....Jay Silverheels ?????? the kid that was Dennis the Menace ???  You`re reachin` about as far as The-ONe-Armed-Man on free wing night

Lawrence sends his regards from Cabo......sez to tell "you need to take a rest Jack"...."go play with the dog whydoncha"

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↑ ↑ ↑ First post shot from new Camera !!



   
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JB, we. have similar tastes in music. Love me some Bob Marley!

  Cool I have a bunch of it running right now John.....It`s like cruise control for your mind innit?

I listen reggae on Pandora sometimes when I'm actually cruisin' with the top down, along with a mix of some country and classic rock. At home, I usually listen to jazz or classical / Spanish guitar on Spotify.

 



   
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@john-shamblin   rumor IS,someone put some pictures in this thread.....Y`know,just in case you need to look at one or two I Dont Know  



   
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That's a huge gnome! Or is that a normal size gnome, and tiny motorcycles?



   
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That's a huge gnome! Or is that a normal size gnome, and tiny motorcycles?

see ?  don`t you feel better now ?



   
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Have I missed something!



   
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Have I missed something!

darned near !!!       good that you showed up when you did Bob



   
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this goes BUMP on a rainy Monday evening



   
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Posted by: @john-barry

this goes BUMP on a rainy Monday evening

Lol....a blast from the past....good for a reminiscent chuckle this a.m.



   
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