Giant Cows Unearthed by Permafrost Shift

john barry · 2021-04-24T20:59:32Z

Hidden from view of the outside world for many generations, a discrete underground beef “Enhancement Laboratory” was first spotted last week on a routine flyover of the Southernmost point of the Aleutian Island Chain Built and operated in a fully submerged fortress under a massive ice layer, and presided over by a gargantuan statue idol of the legendary Lawrence, the labor staff has consisted entirely of Eskimo captives. All profits and status reports generated on-site,were sent via u-boat express post, directly to the Beef Cartel (Big Beef) and BCC`d to General Kobe himself. Recent volcanic activity,with ever prevailing Ice Melt, coupled with a diminishing layer of Permafrost, has shown us all, what we hoped we’d never see. Look for yourself! Have you EVER hoped to see this? Authorities have taken the major players into custody and have named them all as people of interest Several bystanders reported sightings of a "One-armed-Man",carrying a vintage stethoscope, as he emerged from the laboratory area.Our cameras indicate that this mysterious figure was able to assimilate into the throngs of rubberneckers and has, by now,most likely gone to ground.

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Topic starter 15/11/2022 9:13 am

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this goes BUMP on a rainy Monday evening

Lol....a blast from the past....good for a reminiscent chuckle this a.m.

and here we find ourselves Jack,a scant year and a half down the line.....the once unheard of "Enhancement Factory" now just a derelict and partially frozen bit of land where Uncle Remus` grandson is free to conduct his unholy "Cat People" work

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15/11/2022 1:39 pm

@john-barry Something tells me it will be redeveloped by a larger scale guy greatly resembling the truck owner.....

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