Santa has another heartfelt “chat with the children” about a tactical foray into Mom’s kitchen for the big hit…
”Ho Ho Ho Susie !” Santa guffawed to little Penelope, who by now, didn`t even bother to correct the ancient navigator…….likewise with Erin, who was generally addressed as “Billy” and had even come to think of it as her “Secret Santa” name
The plan was simple…..get enough milk, cookies and single malt scotch to supply Santa`s entire cabal until Christmas of `22
“Some of you may not come back” Big Red intoned, no longer even making eye contact…..just thousand yard staring over the heads of his troops……probably lost in the Red-Nose incident again
This story,like all my plot hole ones,is continued on Pg17,on an eyes-only-basis
Santa, in his cups again, tries to rally the troops with mixed results. The legendary techie Camo Elf takes this opportunity to grandly showcase his newest invention he calls a GPS. Camo quietly hopes it will aid the oft-addled Santa in his duties this year and flashes back to the unfortunate Dec. 24, 2020 sideswipe of the Eiffel Tower, from which Rudolph is still in traction. Melancholy Moose half-heartedly attends although feeling slighted by Santa's recent rejection of his application to replace Rudolph this year; basing his decision on antler drag factor. Peaceful Dove and Donkey try to boost his spirits but suspect Moose will be relegated to toting supplies around the Pole shops as the mileaged-out red & white White is down again. Meanwhile Doc's heart skips a beat in surprise as the problematic catch release on the prototype toy, "Hollywood Legends Series" Harrison Ford-In-A-Box misfires.
ya work with people,day in day out......but you just dont know `em......we hired that red hopper a while back as part of a package deal when J Barry Inc acquired the one-arm Shrek group (some damage,never displayed must pay at auction`s end).
....by God,you're right Jack !!!.....that is Harrison Ford !!!!!.......all the evidence was right in front of my nose..
....despite his recent bouts of navigational awareness,Doc is in no imminent danger from Ford....Knifey Water dwarf is fully on-point
ya work with people,day in day out......but you just dont know `em......we hired that red hopper a while back as part of a package deal when J Barry Inc acquired the one-arm Shrek group (some damage,never displayed must pay at auction`s end).
....by God,you're right Jack !!!.....that is Harrison Ford !!!!!.......all the evidence was right in front of my nose..
....despite his recent bouts of navigational awareness,Doc is in no imminent danger from Ford....Knifey Water dwarf is fully on-point
Doc can see that Harrison has become unsprung and declines his offer. Doc well knows that Ford's penchant for mixing flying and golf simultaneously has rendered him a no-go.
Meanwhile Batman mulls over the Troll Budros Construction Co. reno suggestion and reluctantly concedes to himself that, in addition, perhaps it is time to build Boy Wonder his own room.
ya work with people,day in day out......but you just dont know `em......we hired that red hopper a while back as part of a package deal when J Barry Inc acquired the one-arm Shrek group (some damage,never displayed must pay at auction`s end).
....by God,you're right Jack !!!.....that is Harrison Ford !!!!!.......all the evidence was right in front of my nose..
....despite his recent bouts of navigational awareness,Doc is in no imminent danger from Ford....Knifey Water dwarf is fully on-point
Doc can see that Harrison has become unsprung and declines his offer. Doc well knows that Ford's penchant for mixing flying and golf simultaneously has rendered him a no-go.
That DOES it Jack.....you are hereby appointed In Facto Delicto Editor in Chief of the page 17 division....please proceed at once to complete all references to "Cont on Pg 17" as viewers have begun to lose faith
Do exercise caution as you first approach your designated office in the cellar....allow the leopard to sniff you until he has indicated some form of acceptance
“But the plans were on display…” “On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.” “That’s the display department.” “With a flashlight.” “Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.” “So had the stairs.” “But look, you found the notice, didn’t you?” “Yes,” said Arthur, “yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.”
ya work with people,day in day out......but you just dont know `em......we hired that red hopper a while back as part of a package deal when J Barry Inc acquired the one-arm Shrek group (some damage,never displayed must pay at auction`s end).
....by God,you're right Jack !!!.....that is Harrison Ford !!!!!.......all the evidence was right in front of my nose..
....despite his recent bouts of navigational awareness,Doc is in no imminent danger from Ford....Knifey Water dwarf is fully on-point
Doc can see that Harrison has become unsprung and declines his offer. Doc well knows that Ford's penchant for mixing flying and golf simultaneously has rendered him a no-go.
That DOES it Jack.....you are hereby appointed In Facto Delicto Editor in Chief of the page 17 division....please proceed at once to complete all references to "Cont on Pg 17" as viewers have begun to lose faith
Do exercise caution as you first approach your designated office in the cellar....allow the leopard to sniff you until he has indicated some form of acceptance
“But the plans were on display…” “On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.” “That’s the display department.” “With a flashlight.” “Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.” “So had the stairs.” “But look, you found the notice, didn’t you?” “Yes,” said Arthur, “yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.”
What can I say JB....I'm unworthy; but of course you know that. Nonetheless I am becoming verklempt. Now where does the Missus keep her leopard skin jump suit........?
