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25/01/2022 3:35 pm
As we learned just yesterday,Alice is no longer the proud owner of the FG Red `Mad......it`s already been loaded and is en-route to Poughkeepsie,along with a blue DM version
26/01/2022 12:54 pm
Yeah....Alice probably sold the pink slip to some drunk sucker around closing time.
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26/01/2022 1:00 pm
Yeah....Alice probably sold the pink slip to some drunk sucker around closing time.
`bout time to change her name back to Dorothy
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26/01/2022 11:05 pm
Yeah....Alice probably sold the pink slip to some drunk sucker around closing time.
`bout time to change her name back to Dorothy
Definitely. Time to get back on the straight and narrow yellow brick road.
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26/01/2022 11:41 pm
Yeah....Alice probably sold the pink slip to some drunk sucker around closing time.
`bout time to change her name back to Dorothy
Definitely. Time to get back on the straight and narrow yellow brick road.
last we heard from the Hatter,Alice was headed up your way......where they have no need for roads as we know them
27/01/2022 1:57 am
Hmmm....the VW split window may not be the best choice (heater/defroster???) to take on the Canadian winter.
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27/01/2022 10:33 am
@jack-dodds ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......not to worry.....a passing Mountie rescued our fair damsel.....she`s in Saskatoon now working on that long running game show :"What would Tim Horton do?"
Ya might say she FELL into the gig
27/01/2022 12:32 pm
@jack-dodds ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......not to worry.....a passing Mountie rescued our fair damsel.....she`s in Saskatoon now working on that long running game show :"What would Tim Horton do?"
Ya might say she FELL into the gig
Some say it was divine intervention that Constable Dudley Doright saved Alice-Dot from herself after catching her hot-wiring another '55 Nomad after closing time behind a tavern in the hamlet of Pump Handle, Saskatchewan. Dudley impulsively decided to forego the prosecution route and use his Inuit connection to the residual-wealthy Coca Cola Bear, latest producer of the popular game show "What Would Tim Horton Do?" to give her a second chance in life. Dudley knew that it was also because he was deflecting all the RCMP paperwork, but no one needed to know that. Bear saw from her relaxed interview demeanor she was a natural for the show emcee job opening. Alice-Dot curiously explained she owed this to many years of introducing herself at meetings. In addition, she readily accepted his salary offer; demanding only that she be seated at all times while "on the air", for reasons she declined to explain and that she be given a private dressing room complete with bar fridge. Coca Cola Bear knew he had a real winner on his hands this time!
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27/01/2022 12:41 pm
Some say it was divine intervention that Constable Dudley Doright saved Alice-Dot from herself after catching her hot-wiring another '55 Nomad after closing time behind a tavern in the hamlet of Pump Handle, Saskatchewan. Dudley impulsively decided to forego the prosecution route and use his Inuit connection to the residual-wealthy Coca Cola Bear, latest producer of the popular game show "What Would Tim Horton Do?" to give her a second chance in life. Dudley knew that it was also because he was deflecting all the RCMP paperwork, but no one needed to know that. Bear saw from her relaxed interview demeanor she was a natural for the show emcee job opening. Alice-Dot curiously explained she owed this to many years of introducing herself at meetings. In addition, she readily accepted his salary offer; demanding only that she be seated at all times while "on the air", for reasons she declined to explain and that she be given a private dressing room complete with bar fridge. Coca Cola Bear knew he had a real winner on his hands this time!
ahhhhhhhhhhh the Bard has had his way.....truer,more inconceivable words were never spoken 👍 👍 👍
27/01/2022 8:40 pm
Some say it was divine intervention that Constable Dudley Doright saved Alice-Dot from herself after catching her hot-wiring another '55 Nomad after closing time behind a tavern in the hamlet of Pump Handle, Saskatchewan. Dudley impulsively decided to forego the prosecution route and use his Inuit connection to the residual-wealthy Coca Cola Bear, latest producer of the popular game show "What Would Tim Horton Do?" to give her a second chance in life. Dudley knew that it was also because he was deflecting all the RCMP paperwork, but no one needed to know that. Bear saw from her relaxed interview demeanor she was a natural for the show emcee job opening. Alice-Dot curiously explained she owed this to many years of introducing herself at meetings. In addition, she readily accepted his salary offer; demanding only that she be seated at all times while "on the air", for reasons she declined to explain and that she be given a private dressing room complete with bar fridge. Coca Cola Bear knew he had a real winner on his hands this time!
ahhhhhhhhhhh the Bard has had his way.....truer,more inconceivable words were never spoken 👍 👍 👍
JB; 'Tis true I have indeed been barred from many a publican establishment o'er these 3 score and 9 years and most unfairly I might add, for simple drunken violence or incontinence.....but alas, ne'er ha'e I been called a bard. To receive such an acknowledgement is ....well....inconceivable.
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27/01/2022 9:05 pm
27/01/2022 9:20 pm
@jack-dodds " drunken violence or incontinence "......they made you CHOOSE ????
Well to be completely honest both may have occurred simultuar....suptogenial....semophorial.....at the same time you know....but I don't recall as I was in quite a state....or was it a province? Anyway, I woke up in the crowbar hotel to be sure.
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