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16/08/2023 6:08 pm
@charles-rockett "Do Not forget the incarcerated and bewildered - Jack."
Pretty hard to bake all this gear into a cake for the inmates Charles.
You do not have connections with security?
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16/08/2023 6:14 pm
Schlomski Golomski JayBee......quit stallin' and cast yer eyeballs on this and 'splain! Oh the humanity...look at the arm....rigor has set in.!
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16/08/2023 6:16 pm
@charles-rockett "Do Not forget the incarcerated and bewildered - Jack."
Pretty hard to bake all this gear into a cake for the inmates Charles.
You do not have connections with security?
Not since Betty Crocker broke up with the Warden.
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16/08/2023 6:27 pm
In lieu of Betty Crocker's charm, perhaps Schlomski Golomski could get a few bottles of lightening vodka to the Warden, to get him off guard.
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16/08/2023 6:32 pm
In lieu of Betty Crocker's charm, perhaps Schlomski Golomski could get a few bottles of lightening vodka to the Warden, to get him off guard.
Yeah good idea....and maybe throw in a black haired blow up doll dusted in cake mix to seal the deal.
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16/08/2023 6:33 pm
Schlomski Golomski JayBee......quit stallin' and cast yer eyeballs on this and 'splain! Oh the humanity...look at the arm....rigor has set i
I`ve taken damn near the whole truck apart.....we can find no trace of your mystery guest...we`re tired and we`re going out to that new chipped beef place next to the old Fudruckers
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16/08/2023 6:34 pm
In lieu of Betty Crocker's charm, perhaps Schlomski Golomski could get a few bottles of lightening vodka to the Warden, to get him off guard.
Yeah good idea....and maybe throw in a black haired blow up doll dusted in cake mix to seal the deal.
Definitely you've been 'round this block before!
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16/08/2023 6:43 pm
ok..............here`s the deal......the appendages in question are used to comfortably rest the upper torso on the windowsill.....in the ABSENCE of this feature,people find it too much a challenge to remain upright..................these people are likely to be denied additional beverage service
16/08/2023 11:28 pm
@john-barry I would say give the dame a stiff drink, but given how she is already a stiff it would be a waste of good booze. The Coroner is en route.
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17/08/2023 12:33 am
@john-barry Nice stuff JayBee, but what's the battery for....your Johnny Quest Tazer?
Hey, let's not make fun of Johnny Quest that was one of my favorite cartoons when I was growing up along with his dad's partner Race Banyan was that it ..? and Hadji and what was the dog's name.. Bandit ?
Steve
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17/08/2023 4:26 am
@jack-dodds ....that dame got sent either down the river or up the hill...........wherever it is folks like that get sent...she met Betty Bibbs while in the slam,and they became fast friends....Brenda was the name she chose once she`d settled into a new coat of paint and learned to smoke those lady cigars....then,as a stipulation of her parole,Brenda became forklift certified.....Suzie Kromlowski is the name on her lift driver license and passport.....and the one she used for the Mary Hart interview on rehabilitated felons
and the rest,as they say,is still being written
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17/08/2023 10:14 am
Suzie Kromlowski is too unusual a name to use as an alias....for example....that Kozlowski dame that was shacked up with Mick Dundee till his dough ran out; you never forget her either. Feds will always remember Suzie K. Catherine "Cat" Pallett would have been more forgettable a handle IMO. On a separate note....do you think Mary Hart ever knew she had great legs?
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17/08/2023 10:18 am
@john-barry Nice stuff JayBee, but what's the battery for....your Johnny Quest Tazer?
Hey, let's not make fun of Johnny Quest that was one of my favorite cartoons when I was growing up along with his dad's partner Race Banyan was that it ..? and Hadji and what was the dog's name.. Bandit ?
Steve
I never trusted Cousin Hadji. If I was a script writer he would never have gotten a secret decoder ring.
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17/08/2023 11:17 am
Suzie Kromlowski is too unusual a name to use as an alias....for example....that Kozlowski dame that was shacked up with Mick Dundee till his dough ran out; you never forget her either. Feds will always remember Suzie K. Catherine "Cat" Pallett would have been more forgettable a handle IMO. On a separate note....do you think Mary Hart ever knew she had great legs?
Answered in an order that best suits this convoluted narrative......there was never a time that Mary Hart was UN-aware............it`s too late to be second guessing Brenda`s motives....she has long since fenced anything that,if discovered by the wrong hat crew, could send her back inside
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