..............Fresh off tragedy and possible financial ruin on Page 4 today,Regretful Rabbit bounces back with a "Thrill a Minnit" Fox Hunt
..............The boys are running this one-time event concurrent with the egg roll out on the south lawn.......current odds favor the toothy little foxes over the haphazardly prepared,home schooled,estate children......relative humidity and anticipated dew point are expected to affect odds substantially
Nearby the sharply raised voices of the TSN on-scene crew can be heard; franticly arguing over which thrilling venue to prioritize. The late update that the egg roll will be held on the immaculately trimmed estate putting green has immediately upgraded this event; once dismissed as no more than a seasonal frolic. To add to the sportscasters consternation, the info leak just in from an anonymous source revealing that the financially troubled fox hunt organizers have downgraded to wooden stick ponies this year seems to be tilting the crew's priority to the egg roll. Angry rumblings are heard from the ever growing crowd of sports fans as this news spreads, confusing them as to which venue to attend. Regretful Rabbit, sensing the volatility of the situation and concerned about having to refund dissatisfied ticket holders, panics and in desperation decides to pray for a rainstorm.
Nearby the sharply raised voices of the TSN on-scene crew can be heard; franticly arguing over which thrilling venue to prioritize. The late update that the egg roll will be held on the immaculately trimmed estate putting green has immediately upgraded this event; once dismissed as no more than a seasonal frolic. To add to the sportscasters consternation, the info leak just in from an anonymous source revealing that the financially troubled fox hunt organizers have downgraded to wooden stick ponies this year seems to be tilting the crew's priority to the egg roll. Angry rumblings are heard from the ever growing crowd of sports fans as this news spreads, confusing them as to which venue to attend. Regretful Rabbit, sensing the volatility of the situation and concerned about having to refund dissatisfied ticket holders, panics and in desperation decides to pray for a rainstorm.
stick ponies?????......we don` have no stinkin` stick ponies to photograph !!!!!! how `bout the Were Rabbit ?.....he`s rather stickish,if it comes to that
believe me Jack,these egg-looker kids will clam up......if they know what`s good for`em
@perrone1 A seconder for stick ponies Tony! At least when they throw the rider he doesn't get stomped....and they're cheaper to feed. The downside is that cowgirls don't consider such cowboys riding by making horsie noises to be quite as rugged; which is why I recommend that black attire and the Palladin holster set always be worn.
This nag would make a good carousel addition or would pull a good dollar at the freak show auction to be sure but.... let's just say, I wouldn't rely on her to deliver the U.S. Mail on time.
