It`s the Sunday morning following a pretty, pretty good night at the Bistro.
Time to put that money to work!
Sous Chef, in his continued pursuit of the coveted title “Gotham City Savior” called a meeting of the full membership.He knew that an attention getting ride was of PARAMOUNT importance in asserting and maintaining a leadership position.After a few hurried phone calls, the “gang” meets on the red brick road that crosses Lake Superior.He would let each member voice their approval,right there on the ice
The`ve all come to evaluate Sous` candidate for the Crime Buster Wagon…..looks as if someone may have missed a meeting or two on this one.
The newest member,” Old Batman” shows up in uniform…..He`ll be gettin` a letter
Penguin :“It’s just too effeminate for a superhero to drive”…
Arthur said something so inappropriate that he was immediately "sent to live with the fishes"
”Why don’t you let your Swell, tool around in it?”…..this from Tick, who uses the affectation of old time crime talk to recapture the attention of the others whenever he finds it on the drift
Helen insisted that Sous bring along the stepson, Kyle.This kid probably has the cleanest damn teeth in the Tri-State….Kyle, now seems to have taken to calling Batman “Daddy”…and sometimes “Bat Bat” .This whole shtick is becoming extremely irritating to the Diminutive Denizen
One blind mouse casts the sole vote for “Sweet Ride”….take that for what you will.
cont. on the ever elusive, pg 17












