Bruin Hollow Fire Dept. Chief Bob Snuffemout stands by his rapid response Studebaker; monitering the smoldering scene of this, the largest dumpster fire of his career. Chief Snuffemout clearly appreciates the unpredictable situation he has at hand and the volatility of the players involved. He must ensure that the inferno he has singlehandedly just beaten down doesn't flare up again and spread to the woods; especially considering that the Dodge Power Wagon's 20 gallon water supply is now depleted and the hose reel in his Studebaker is just for show and parades. Snuffemout quietly curses his cowardly Deputy, Dudley "Chicken Droppings" Fleer; last seen running screaming into the bush when the Three Bears x2 showed up and became territorial upon smelling the roasted dumpster offerings. Papa Bear 1 has convinced Dumpster Trucker M.T. Binz to drop it and leave the area, while Papa Bear 2 suggests to Snuffemout that his Dalmatian Hoser would be the likely alternative main course should the bin be removed. Meanwhile Doogie Crosby, rock icon David Crosby's underachieving identical twin brother, decides to throw his many Glad bags full of McDonald's Supersize meal wrappers into the bin from where he stands; so as not to be bear chow. His androgynous twins David and Bowie stand by trembling. The scene is palpable.......you could cut the air with a plastic knife.
thanks Cap`n Jack.....that aboot covers it.....but your preponderant use of fiendishly officious wordage has me once again,seeking a Canadian counselor......someone to gently explain to the the bear`s business agent, that you mean them no harm
thanks Cap`n Jack.....that aboot covers it.....but your preponderant use of fiendishly officious wordage has me once again,seeking a Canadian counselor......someone to gently explain to the the bear`s business agent, that you mean them no harm
Bob and Doug's counselling service and "medicine" is a good choice JB.
