Pete Holdenjug was,after all,the elected chairman of the JULY 4 Jaycee picnic in the park.
If ANYONE should have to break the news to the 3 little pigs it would rightly be him.And tough as they always purported to be,the coconut oil lime marinade NEEDED at least 4 hours to work through the delicious little fellows...time was SHORT!!
Alice`s sister-in-law,Ruth,who was by now fully in her cups,WOULD have told the little porkers what`s what had she not taken a header into Waldo`s C-10
Neither Carl,nor Wimpy were able to get within wiffing distance of the pigs without commencing to drool uncontrollably....a dead giveaway tell they both took pains to conceal
Barney,never one to pass an opportunity,was giving odds on which pig would bite Pete first.....the little rat-looking brother was currently a favorite at a sweet 3 to 1
Hmm, 'coconut lime oil marinade'.... these 3 lil porkers goin to the beach or a short ribs b-b-q ?
Imma getting out my clam bake lobster bib.
I'm hopin for a lotta juice ! 'N don't forget the Sweet Tea.
Steve
Hmm, 'coconut lime oil marinade'.... these 3 lil porkers goin to the beach or a short ribs b-b-q ?
Imma getting out my clam bake lobster bib.
I'm hopin for a lotta juice ! 'N don't forget the Sweet Tea.
Steve
a new tactic!!!!!......we get `em to slather down in "tropical suntan" lotion......then have `em go lay down in the sub-level tanning holes beds until tender
Takes alot of J.Daniels to get that oiley coconutty taste outta my mouth !
As for the tasty bark on those crispy lil butts, Mmm 😋
Ok, that didn't sound quite right....