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*Shrek and the old lady get creative in light of the leftover deficit*

Snow ate what she always did for the Thanksgiving feast ….her traditional repast of a single blood red apple, along with a small bluebird tart.

Shrek, on the other hand, ate anything within his substantial reach, moving or still. After which, he expanded his consumptive radius zone as far as their meager trailer lot extended

Since moving from the Lordship of Duloc to east Denver, slow moving, slow witted animals and mythical beasts were in very limited supply.

With every morsel of food depleted, Snow suggested that this,a time of holidays was ideal for reaching out to old friends. Old or Young, made no difference to Shrek as long as they weren’t overly bony

And so it came to be, on this lovely Sunday evening, that a ragtag group had tentatively approached the little red trailer, and was just now arriving for dinner

hurry on ya gobspits

 


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Nice of Shrek to have his old friends for dinner.  The cautious duck is the only one coming out of this nightmare alive.  Is that a propane tank out back or a giant barbecue?


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Geoff Jowett
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And again! (see earlier post)


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Nice shot.


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Nice of Shrek to have his old friends for dinner.  The cautious duck is the only one coming out of this nightmare alive.  Is that a propane tank out back or a giant barbecue?

    The duck,who oddly enough, is named "Dodd", hasn`t been any closer to shore than what you see here for MANY moons!!..

....The big "natural gas" tank is really a private detail between Shrek and the Gas Co......I will tell you that he gets quarterly reverse line supply checks


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Posted by: @evan-morgan

Nice shot.

Thank you Evan......I knew you wouldn`t miss this story driven presentation Smile  


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a tad more on the whole Duck/Dodd connection

 


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Posted by: @jack-dodds

Nice of Shrek to have his old friends for dinner.  The cautious duck is the only one coming out of this nightmare alive.  Is that a propane tank out back or a giant barbecue?

    The duck,who oddly enough, is named "Dodd", hasn`t been any closer to shore than what you see here for MANY moons!!..

....The big "natural gas" tank is really a private detail between Shrek and the Gas Co......I will tell you that he gets quarterly reverse line supply checks

Well then.....I see a big cheque coming next billing period after this Hannibalistic feast is done.  Batten down the hatches!


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Posted by: @john-barry

a tad more on the whole Duck/Dodd connection

 

LOL....where DO you find this stuff?


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LOL....where DO you find this stuff?

I have people Jack..........people with QUOTAS !!!

field correspondents

 


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@jack-dodds  ..............a big wind blows in from Shreknetka Amazed  


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Smart duck that Dodd.


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LOL....where DO you find this stuff?

I have people Jack..........people with QUOTAS !!!

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Don't let Alice drive that Ranchero JB, she's likely liquored up.


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john barry
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LOL....where DO you find this stuff?

I have people Jack..........people with QUOTAS !!!

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Don't let Alice drive that Ranchero JB, she's likely liquored up.

whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.......you called her Alice !!.....this long sought recognition may be what she needs to finally turn the corner


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Smart duck that Dodd.

he sure is..............as ducks go,a guy could do much worse for a wingman


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