They Laughed When I Sat Down at the Piano

At the very moment young Edward had opened the largest of his Christmas gifts last year, he took a sharp intake of breath and considered very carefully how his "acceptance" speech might affect his doting grandparents......"Thanks Gram !!!!....Thanks Gramps!!"....."I love it!!"

In reality, Edward wondered just how long he should respectfully wait before discarding the monstrosity

But he knew his decision had been solid, when both the old timers seemed to glow.....Gramma had even spilled a few drops of Harvey`s Bristol Cream on the arm of the sofa

"You`ll always take it with you in case your RV runs out of electricity?".....asked Gramma

This 400 million mega lumen monstrosity would practically require it`s own trailer (and maybe a DOT permit).....Edward simply relied : "of course Gramma,Gramps......I`ll never hit the highway without it!!"