toys left out in peril

I'm waiting for Jack's narrative.  Did he oversleep?

@bob-jackman ......I reckon he`s still down at the river Bob........Canada does not officially open until the morning Krill run has reached at least to the Tim Horton`s store in Saskatoochie Plaza

@john-barry Wow...I knew you were a worldly man JayBee, but your Saskatoochie knowledge is off the charts impressive.  Sorry for my response delay; you're right though, I was down at the river doing my laundry.  Found a few krill in my laundered pants pockets today so it's a win-win for me.

As per Bob J. wondering about my missing response to your pics, I am trying to adhere to the recent Lounge petition demanding a limit to my drivel; which I do understand and of course respect; although I feel strongly that the threats of death and hand amputations were insensitive.  I am considering "shifting gears" (as it were) and turning to creating children's story books as a drivel outlet.  I could use some of my Lounge experiences as story base material; for example a character named Thomas The Trabant; or JayBee of the OBX; or Busty Betty Bibbs.  Slippin' Jimmy is a no-brainer and of course The Blue Aqua Velva Gang; Willie the Killer Cobbler;  Tipsy Alice; Sheriff Buford.......and so on.  Lots of great child level material there!

@jack-dodds      good good Jack .......always a worthwhile read 🤔

@john-barry Thanks JayBee and btw I just to confirm.... I just received your message requesting the character JayBee of the OBX be my first story done and yes I will do a story about his bare handed marlin catch.

@jack-dodds ..............and with that,the game was afoot

@john-barry Or ahoof as it were.....

@jack-dodds ....

Gesundheit Amigo.......a small bone of redundancy to address......it aint BLUE aqua velva.......rather Aqua Velva

@john-barry Au contraire mon frere....

@jack-dodds ....well of all the P&&J&H^R$987y#$#!

                   ........apparently Velva boosted their game when the likes of Hai Karate came wolfin` at the door

....it wouldn`t surprise me in the least,if the remaining Banditos,shamed to have go about monochromaticly colored, cartoonishly portrayed AND NOW,redundantly NAMED,didn`t just up and join the SAG strikers

Posted by: @john-barry

@jack-dodds ....well of all the P&&J&H^R$987y#$#!

                   ........apparently Velva boosted their game when the likes of Hai Karate came wolfin` at the door

We used to splash that stuff on decades ago as young bucks......used to call it "Sure Score"**. 

**  All talk....... minimal action. 

Posted by: @john-barry

@jack-dodds ....well of all the P&&J&H^R$987y#$#!

                   ........apparently Velva boosted their game when the likes of Hai Karate came wolfin` at the door

 

....it wouldn`t surprise me in the least,if the remaining Banditos,shamed to have go about monochromaticly colored, cartoonishly portrayed AND NOW,redundantly NAMED,didn`t just up and join the SAG strikers

 

I gotta be honest JayBee; the whole lot of them kind of peaked professionally after The Great Pumpkin Heist.

@jack-dodds Jack who's the idiot that wants to ban your drivel from the forum? With my challenged IQ, I find your drivel most entertaining. Perhaps my endorsement is the kiss of death but with your talent and proposed cast of characters, a children's book is the perfect outlet for you.

@bob-jackman Thank you for your endorsement Bob J. and be assured that I am no doubt one of many who feel that your IQ meets the 78.5 Forum standard (btw, I am a 79.1 and Paul Rouffa is...like....an 83).  Don't worry about your support giving me the kiss of death either....remember I was married once before, so that's already occurred.  Anyways, considering your very impressive and huge model car collection (not to mention your 1:1 selection), your cheerful personality, your obviously discerning sense of humor and Diecast Zone tenure, IMO you are a person of well deserved respect and stature.  Your support is therefore much appreciated and invaluable in hopefully causing those hundreds of people (idiots as you call them) on the list I received to reconsider disposing of me in various ways.  I don't relish being one of those tragic artistes whose works of literature reach their deserved level of prominence only after their early and untimely death....in other words, I could use the bucks now; especially since Brooklins have gone up in quality and price....but I digress.

I want others to realize that this is not just about one artiste and his drivel acceptance challenges.  I mean...who is next....photographic genius JayBee and his amazing cast of miniatures and their associated life stories?  Moderator JK and his amazing smoked meat recipes?  Cadillac Tony and his tractor collection, plus his classy wine and cheese posts?  There are many others who could  face a similar fate if these "goose steppers" on my received list gain momentum. The thought of such talent being deemed unworthy of this Forum, physically harmed or forced into obscurity is unthinkable.