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27/07/2021 8:38 am
A husband and wife are playing golf one week.
They're on the 9th green when the wife suddenly collapses.
"Help me dear," she groans to her husband.
So the husband calls 911 on his cell phone, talks for a few minutes, then he picks up his putter and lines up his putt.
His wife uses all her strenght to raise her head off the green and stares at him as she gasps, "I'm dying here and you're putting?"
"Don't worry, dear," says the husband calmly, "they found a doctor on the second hole and he's coming to help you.
"Well, how long will it take for him to get here?" she asks feebly.
"Oh no time at all," says her husband. "Everybody's already agreed to let him play through."