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27/07/2015 11:55 pm
A lawyer...
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there under that tree."
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.
Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You may come with us, also."
The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and six children with me!"
"Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.
Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really *love* my place. The grass is almost a foot high."
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C'mon...you didn't really think there was such a thing as a 'heart warming lawyer story' did you???
28/07/2015 4:30 am
LMAO ... Another lawyer story was told by our CEO at an annual Management Conference.
He: "What do you call a school bus full of lawyer's going over a cliff into the river?"
We: "We give up."
He: "A good start!"
28/07/2015 7:16 am
Why do they bury lawyers at 10 feet instead of 6 feet?
Way down deep, they're not that bad!
:o)