Antics at SYDNEY, Australia Airport.

Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!"

Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital watches!"

A  Cessna inbound at the reporting point over Manly Beach.

Tower (Female voice): "Cessna WYXD, congestion at airport approach. I’m going to have to hold you over the Manly area."

Cessna WYXD: "I love it when you talk dirty to me."

Tower: "TWA  2341, for noise abatement, turn right 45 Degrees."
TWA  2341: "Center, we are at 35,000 feet.. How much noise can we make up here?"
Tower: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it  hits a 727?"
 

From  an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue: "I'm  f...ing bored!"
Ground  Traffic Control: "Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!"

Unknown  aircraft: "I said I was f...ing bored, not f...ing  stupid!”