Boys will be Boys.

Boys will be Boys.

A nursery school pupil told his  teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead.

'How do you know that the cat was  dead?' she asked her pupil.

'Because I pissed in its ear and it  didn't move,' answered the child innocently.

'You did WHAT?' the teacher exclaimed  in surprise.

'You know,'  explained the boy, 'I leaned over and went 'Pssst' and it didn't move'.

A small boy is sent to bed by his  father. Five minutes  later.....'Da-ad....'

'What?'

'I'm thirsty. Can you bring a drink of  water?'

'No, You had  your chance. Lights out.'

Five minutes later:  'Da-aaaad.....'

'WHAT?'

'I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of  water??'

' I told you  NO! If you ask again, I'll have to smack you!!'

Five minutes  later......'Daaaa-aaaad.....'

'WHAT!'

'When you come in to smack me, can you  bring a drink of water?'

An exasperated mother, whose son was  always getting into mischief, finally asked him 'How do you expect to  get into Heaven?'

The boy  thought it over and said, 'Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For Heaven's sake, Dylan, come in or stay  out!’'

One summer evening during a violent  thunderstorm a mother was tucking her son into bed.

She was about  to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice,  'Mummy, will you sleep with me tonight?'

The mother smiled and gave him a  reassuring hug.

'I can't  dear,' she said. 'I have to sleep in Daddy's room.'

A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: 'The big sissy.'